Health, Embarrassing and Sports: Nice guys

Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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You deserved it 6 644

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By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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You deserved it 47 505

By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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You deserved it 2 771

By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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You deserved it 2 279

By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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You deserved it 45 266

We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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You deserved it 152

Feel the burn

By Slowsky - 09/05/2012 10:19 - United States - Claremont

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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You deserved it 5 576

By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 42 605

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

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You deserved it 36 592

Nice.

By crunch time - 01/01/2018 19:30 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML

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You deserved it 6 663

By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 952

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.

Comments

rapmasterfizzle 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:05

first

codyxfail 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 11:51

Next time, don't be fat. [:

fyourlifedotcom 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:54

NO FAT CHICKS! Just kidding, I have sympathy for fat people who are trying to lose weight and be healthy.

Vorock 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:51

I'm so sorry for you. Just ignore those guys, they don't know how to be real people.

spoo 24

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:29

Oh my god... encouragement. NOOOOOOO. YDI

WWJC 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:31

do evry1 a favor n off urself

conradbeans 0

Monday 29 March 2010 3:44

At least you're trying... : )

coreyronzel 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:06

second

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 6:56

keep working out and when u get really hot. walk past them and be like HAHA. -e

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

C-C-C-Combo breaker.

peeta0330 18

Monday 25 January 2016 13:51

FATALITY!

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:09

At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!

snackeyg 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:45

This is what I was thinking.

realggirl 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:56

Yeah, they're really mean. I'm so sorry. :(

NewLight8421 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:10

fifth

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:11

At least you're doing something about the weight.

georgia_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:11

Aww. If you see them again go whack em one.

M13LO 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:11

I got $20 on that bet YDI for being fat FEED ME!! I'M A HUNGRY TROLL!!

bgukusa00 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:14

....LOL thats so funny im pissing myself mean but funny =O))) sorry though

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 21 July 2009 9:13

Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.