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I'm no expert, but perhaps she sleeps in your room because she misses you when you're away? Now, the question is... just how badly does she miss you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
This is beautiful
Your phrasing makes it sound like you stopped to chat with it. "Oh, hey man. What have you been up to?" "Not much. Just got out of your mom's ******. You know how it is." "I hear ya. Did that once about eighteen years ago. NOT my thing. I cried for months."
this is just.. art.
Reading this disturbed my mind it's just so dirty to even picture it.. time to Bleach OP.
Oh, ewwwww, ******* disgusting! Burn your damn bed op
You should probably lock your bedroom next time you leave.
That's just plain wrong on so many levels...
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I have a sneaking suspicion that she isn't actually doing much sleeping in your room, OP.
OP.Take the ***** and casually leave it on your mothers bed while she is laying on it.