By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore
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Imagine youre harry potter and it will all be okay
It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind
The OP out of luck if he's over eleven. Sorry, OP, but you're just a regular nonmagical bloke. It's okay to cry now.
So when are you coming out of the closet?
You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.
I guess it could be worse. You could be technically fired without being told, moved to the basement, given a couple cans of bug spray, and have your stapler stolen. Just don't burn down the building, ok?
Stapler stolen? Wow, that escalated quickly!
I had a job in which I had an "office" in the closet, we called it the "cloffice"
Reminds me of Ryan from The Office when Jim moved his desk into a closet and he basically stayed there for the rest of the show
Did they take your stapler too?
Sounds like a cozy little space.
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It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind
You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.