By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
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It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind

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Tripartita 44
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You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.

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cnewton84 28
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Imagine youre harry potter and it will all be okay

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UserError94 18

Seems like you need to get out of that closet op

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SecundusSecunda 27
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It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind

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Welshite 39
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The OP out of luck if he's over eleven. Sorry, OP, but you're just a regular nonmagical bloke. It's okay to cry now.

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Actually, if OP was born between 1970 and 1981 when Lord Voldemort destroyed records for muggle-borns, then there is a chance he never got his acceptance letter at 11.

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nash1991 20
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So when are you coming out of the closet?

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Tripartita 44
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You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I guess it could be worse. You could be technically fired without being told, moved to the basement, given a couple cans of bug spray, and have your stapler stolen. Just don't burn down the building, ok?

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False_Stupidity 41
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Stapler stolen? Wow, that escalated quickly!

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yojibby 11
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I had a job in which I had an "office" in the closet, we called it the "cloffice"

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HappyItalian 38
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Reminds me of Ryan from The Office when Jim moved his desk into a closet and he basically stayed there for the rest of the show

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Ging3rSnap 9
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Did they take your stapler too?

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ssnow_fml 20
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Sounds like a cozy little space.

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