Work: Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally...

By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2017 12:00

Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML

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By Tee - 26/03/2010 08:48 - France

Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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By bosslady - 30/06/2015 09:57 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

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By StellarSapience - 22/05/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 10:58

Today, I realised that my work office is the building that I have spent by far the most amount of time in throughout my life. FML

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By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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By Wrongdoor - 06/12/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I was taking a placement test for the new college I am going to. After the test and picking up a few numbers, I left with great pride. I opened the door and started walking out. I then realized that I had walked into the closet. FML

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By M. Night Shytefuck - 20/01/2015 22:52 - United States - Plattsmouth

Today, I handed my boss my 2 weeks' notice. 20 minutes later, I was doing my work alone in the very cold basement of the building. My boss claimed it was a routine relocation planned months in advance. It's going to be a long 2 weeks. FML

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Thursday 5 May 2016 16:32

It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:38

You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.

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cnewton84 28

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:27

Imagine youre harry potter and it will all be okay

UserError94 18

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:29

Seems like you need to get out of that closet op

SecundusSecunda 27

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:32

It's okay, OP, soon you will be accepted into Hogwarts and will leave this muggle company behind

Welshite 39

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:46

The OP out of luck if he's over eleven. Sorry, OP, but you're just a regular nonmagical bloke. It's okay to cry now.

OnlySkyrimStays 11

Thursday 5 May 2016 17:07

Actually, if OP was born between 1970 and 1981 when Lord Voldemort destroyed records for muggle-borns, then there is a chance he never got his acceptance letter at 11.

nash1991 20

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:31

So when are you coming out of the closet?

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:38

You should start questioning your sexuality; it's not often life presents us with the opportunity to literalize metaphors.

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 5 May 2016 16:40

I guess it could be worse. You could be technically fired without being told, moved to the basement, given a couple cans of bug spray, and have your stapler stolen. Just don't burn down the building, ok?