By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 632
You deserved it 12 208

Same thing different taste

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Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

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Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

OP was probably trapped by a giant, metal beast. Then, her mother approached with the cursed sharpie and drew circles just above OP's breasts, thus forbidding her from wearing low-cut shirts for all eternity.

indielove 13

Draw a circle at her waistline and tell her "if I ever see your pants above that circle I'm putting you in a home

abudali911 3

What an authentic comment! I applaud your originality!

btnhdude 0

I dunno man, it isn't creative. But you dont see anyone else write 'lol'. Hmmm... The Battle of Bunker Hill was actually fought on Breed's Hill.

uffiewuffie 0

What a well thought out and clever comment!

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.

aruam365 24

That's quite extreme. However, my guess is that OP's clothing was very, very low cut and sheer and that her mom had spoken to her and she hadn't listened. OP, maybe at this age guys pay more attention to girls who dress like that. But, it's unlikely you'll meet a nice guy who will treat you well by dressing like you're easy.

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I would kill my mom if she tried to do this to me. I know when skin is too much skin but if she's doesn't like what you wear she shouldn't buy them in the first place.

iFizzgig 11

180-You probably should of had a circle drawn on you too if your talking like this about the mother...just sayin

6u174r_d00d 6

It was a bullseye, not a circle.

rexgar2000 10

cum shot!!! get it? lol too far I know.

jackrileymac 4

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It says nowhere in the FML that the OP was sleeping, n00btard

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Read it again, read it about 10 more times if you are that stupid. Especially since "my mom said..." think about it, if she was asleep how the hell would she know what her mom said. You fail, use some common sense

Well, maybe she woke up with the red circle above her breasts, then asked her mom about it...

duckie227 22

Hey 58. 84 kinda has a valid point there

If the FML was written a different way then I'd be possible, bit I'm sure if she was sleeping, she would mention it, being quite an important detail.

*it'd *but I hate writing on iPods...

almedalove 0

The anti-**** operation. We need more of those.

Thank you, Sierz, for pointing me in the right direction. I was a bit disorientated at first, and couldn't find the comment!

No problem, I always have that issue

I agree. However, we don't know how high above her breast the circle was... There is such a thing as going too far, and maybe the girl doesn't wear stuff that low cut anyway but her mother is a little... paranoid? Just saying, it's a possibility.

^__^ Hey. What are you doing up there?

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RedPillSucks 31

Her life sucks because her mom doesn't want her to dress like a prostitute?