Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
datoismyname 22
Your mom is boss!
JRFaceless 8
Sharpie can come off if you wash it hard enough
ShyAnn29 15
Depending on her age, it's a great thing, especially if she is like 10-15 and have developed earlier than most girls. But if she is like 16-18, it may be going a bit over board!
Jammy01jams 2
Believe me if you've got big breasts. Not having a ton of cleavage is not a problem for me and most other guys. Dressing slutty does nothing. If we can't see any of your boobs then we want to. I we can already see them then why would we deal with a possible train wreck of a relationship or friendship. Don't dress like a *****. It makes us think you are one, a virgin is a turn on for most guys even if you aren't one, dress like one.
RussianFox 13
Your mom is a genius, I hate it when girls get mad when a guy stares at their chest when their barely covering up a thing. Just proves how much of a bitch they are.
QueenSaru 28
I actually hate eye contact, so I'd rather someone stared at my (admittedly generous) breasts than my face. XD I will never complain about that. As long as they look and don't touch, I'm free to ogle their asses when they bend over. :3
LivyGirl0611 9
^*****
22jrdn55 15
Sounds to me like you're a *****-wanna-be!
SexyQueen0905 24
Sounds like something my mom woyld do
codbloodedkill3r 0
Band-aid?
talkitivgirl 1
Omg I love ur mum lol
RedPillSucks 33
@DjeePee while I agree that the mom should try a more reasoned discussion with her daughter, that doesn't always work with some kids, and in the end, the mom is not her peer and her equal. This is the problem a lot of kids have. They think they're on the same level as their parents and will talk meanly to them. In the end, it's the mom's house and its mom's rules. @PSNDonutDude most guys will screw whoever gives them the opportunity, even if they're not looking for a relationship. They may talk badly about you later, but dressing like a ***** will get one the attention a ***** craves/deserves.