Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
mama8809 0
That's called a good mom
Zaffro 8
I much prefer a girl with class than a girl that has to entice me by wearing slutty outfits.
Pazu_fml 10
Girls don't dress in revealing clothes specifically to entice you, you know. Some dress a particular way because that's what they prefer for themselves. Not everything a woman does is to please a man.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, they "prefer" that because overt sexual displays are taught through the media as a way to make one seem more desirable. Who's doing the desiring?? Mostly men. Lesbians don't really care what you dress like.
zombiekitten87 12
Ok, so first of all, sharpie will eventually wash off, second, she does have a valid point about the shirts, but does she expect the sharpie to last forever or does she plan to redraw it weekly? If my mom came at me with a sharpie, however, I would have dodged her... Why did you let her draw on you in the first place?
CsHx 16
Hahaha, wash it off.
ChantelRenaeee 0
She cares about you and is making sure you don't have a slutty image. Although chucking away the shirts seems to be going too far.
yoursucklives 36
if you're 10-15 your mother did nothing wrong.
yusaku02 20
you mean if she's living under her mother's roof then her mother did nothing wrong
Pazu_fml 10
How old are you? If you're an adult, that sucks. If you're a minor, suck it up.
flagg1888 3
Just lift your top up. Problem solved!
DjeePee 25
"And she is kind of right.. " She is indeed kind of right, but I think her method is very questionable. Saying 'Wear what I want you to wear or I will throw it away!!!" isn't the best thing to do towards a probably young and very sensitive teen who is just discovering her sexuality. In my humble opinion, it would be better if she spoke to her daughter as an equal, trying to convince her that too sexy clothing attracks a specific sort of men, and that people will think of her as a specific sort of woman. It's not right as a parent to play the dominant boss. It's not right to throw the belongings of your child away. That will only cause frustration, hate, and probably even more rebellious (and slutty) behaviour.
mishkaroni 15
Nice job mom. After what I saw an 8 year old wearing in public today, it's a shame more parents don't intercede in what their children walk out the house in.
Bekll 31
I saw a girl who looked to be about 10 a week ago who dressed like she was 19. I was thinking wth?
PYLrulz 17
Agreed. It's especially crazy during the summer the way some girls dress. Just makes you feel dirty if you even just look in their general direction, let alone at them
mishkaroni 15
With younger kids especially they should be stepping in. Dressing a child provocatively because their fav disney character does is asking for trouble.