Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
chosha_fml 27
#107 You're an idiot. Showing some cleavage doesn't make you look like a prostitute or mean you'll get raped. OP's mother is going completely overboard. She isn't doing this because she cares. She just doesn't trust or respect her. She wants to control her child and assume she plans to do wrong.
skyeyez9 25
Depends on the girl's age. If she is underage and still lives with her parents because she is still a kid, mom has every right to tell her daughter to not dress like a *****. When she is an adult, OP can dress however she pleases.
Daralea 21
OP is obviously new to the world of breasts and SHE is the one who is obviously going overboard with it. It is not like the mother is completely stripping her of her identitty and telling her to throw everything that isn't pink and frilly. Her message is simple and it's "cover up those damn boobs, child!" It isn't about control, it is about helping OP have some self respect and dignity with the way she presents herself to the world. No, cleavage doesn't make you a prostitute nor does it cause you to get raped as that is the offenders fault entirely. But cleavage does signal sexual availability; and if OP isn't ready to handle the consequences of being seen as sexually available (including being harassed, objectified, and stereotyped) then cover up those damn boobs, child!
dakotadk 5
Your mom rocks. My mother does the same thing(just with out drawing on me). She's just looking out for you because she loves you. Take her advice and be happy she cares,she was once your age and knows what she's talking about. I wish more mothers would teach their daughters this.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Honestly, that's crossing the line. FYL.
Salem145 0
I have two little girls. I understand. Sorry. However if your old enough to buy them yourself, and your18 it's your choice what you wear.
perdix 31
That will backfire when the OP meets a guy with a fetish for four-nippled women! They are weirder than the guys who obsess on ginger midgets.
lamc0885 0
Yup that's right your mother is being a mother
RogueJedi14 1
That really suks
alinka_fml 0
from what it sounds like, you are still just a kid so your mom us right
waitnobodycares 6
Your mother is awesome. There is nothing wrong with dressing like you have dignity.
MeekaMew 1
So you let her? Wtf is up with her not letting u wear clothesvif you can " see the circle" its not her choice for what YOU wear.... Ur old enough OP, right?