Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML I agree, your life sucks 32528 I agree, your life sucks 32528 You deserved it 3045 You deserved it 3045 3 2 3 32 By punaise ... / Friday 5 December 2014 02:12 / France - Marchaux
Today, my estranged wife, who I am divorcing, asked me to find homes for our animals. I have a dog, which I am keeping. She has 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 pig,... I agree, your life sucks 3254 I agree, your life sucks 3254 You deserved it 357 You deserved it 357 36
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML I agree, your life sucks 29677 I agree, your life sucks 29677 You deserved it 6980 You deserved it 6980 146
Meep Meep Today, I had to do a Google Image search to prove to my 32-year-old husband that road runners are real animals, and not just made up for Looney Toons.... I agree, your life sucks 3539 I agree, your life sucks 3539 You deserved it 423 You deserved it 423 22
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1226 I agree, your life sucks 1226 You deserved it 90 You deserved it 90 12
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 50 I agree, your life sucks 50 You deserved it 4 You deserved it 4 6
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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