By maturity - Australia - Sydney
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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Of all the things, penii. I'da wrote "If you can read this, it's time to mate."

  gc327072  |  29

^he isn't an all-knowing-expert-of-medicine, you know, he's a trauma surgeon. Unless OP stabbed themselves with the pen, there's not much he would do.

Time for Benadryl.