By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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To quote a long standing meme: FAIL.

mif_fml 27

Why would you draw penises on yourself? Even invisible ones?

\ 28

Of all the things, penii. I'da wrote "If you can read this, it's time to mate."

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

iLike2Teabag 27

"Doc, is it normal for it to get big and stiff just by flexing?"

Nows the time for doc bastard to come into play

^he isn't an all-knowing-expert-of-medicine, you know, he's a trauma surgeon. Unless OP stabbed themselves with the pen, there's not much he would do. Time for Benadryl.

twaumat 28

in Red Forman's voice 'Dumb-ass!'

Surprise tattoo! Great way to cheat on a test... Well, maybe.

If its invisible how can one cheat I'm their test? And clearly the op has a skin reaction to it......

iLike2Teabag 27

They can't force you to take off your skin, though.

Or they can fail right away because you cheated.

Only if it's a health exam.

dreamweeper370 10

What happens in penis. Stays in penis.

Thank god what you said isn't true.

That include the fish?

Hopefully they won't be that hard to get off ;)

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

...That's what she said!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Looks like you learned your lesson.

You could always claim it's an imprint since your allergic to lube...

I'm sure you didn't see that one coming.