By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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hordriss 14

To quote a long standing meme: FAIL.

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mif_fml 27

Why would you draw penises on yourself? Even invisible ones?

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\ 28

Of all the things, penii. I'da wrote "If you can read this, it's time to mate."

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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iLike2Teabag 27

"Doc, is it normal for it to get big and stiff just by flexing?"

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robotiick7 23

Nows the time for doc bastard to come into play

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gc327072 30

^he isn't an all-knowing-expert-of-medicine, you know, he's a trauma surgeon. Unless OP stabbed themselves with the pen, there's not much he would do. Time for Benadryl.

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twaumat 28

in Red Forman's voice 'Dumb-ass!'

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littlemonster94 15

Surprise tattoo! Great way to cheat on a test... Well, maybe.

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qr_fml 21

If its invisible how can one cheat I'm their test? And clearly the op has a skin reaction to it......

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iLike2Teabag 27

They can't force you to take off your skin, though.

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geko911 22

Or they can fail right away because you cheated.

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dreamweeper370 10

What happens in penis. Stays in penis.

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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Looks like you learned your lesson.

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archertheo 15

You could always claim it's an imprint since your allergic to lube...

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xYin 16

I'm sure you didn't see that one coming.

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