Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
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Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I had a rubber band around my wrist for too long, and it ended up leaving faint red marks around my wrist. My mom saw them, thought they were scars, and is now convinced I'm a cutter, "like the ones I've seen on the news," and won't believe my story. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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ollie179 21
Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How did you let her finish the entire circle? How did you not see her coming with a bright sharpie. Your mother must be a ninja.
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Comments (233)
ohmandapants 17
YDI for letting her do it
sparty12 2
mmmmmmmmmmmm boooooooobssss
skyeyez9 25
Believe it ot not, she is right. You can still be dressed nicely, without looking like a nun and still look pretty. Showing your ****, muffin tops, tramp stamps, thongs sticking out of your jeans sends the message you are a sleaze.
Skittlepickle 13
This is a really ****** up version of the Scarlet Letter
MeMareeh 0
@76 Are you a parent? If OP is a minor and living @ home then Mom has every right to set the rules for her daughter. How can a parent and child be equal? They're not suppose to be equal, Parents are suppose to love, provide a safe and loving home and guidance in becoming responsible adults. They become equal when child becomes an adult. Perhaps if we had more parents acting like OP's Mom we'd have less teens having babies they're not ready for, less dropping out of school and less young girls walking around looking trashy.
Zebidee 9
Poke her eyes out. Problem solved.
klutzyduck1 24
As a kid under 18, living at home, you are not an adult and thus not free to make your own decisions. It's girls like you walking around in booty shorts and see through skin tight shirts at 12 years old that make parents need to do these things. This is proactive parenting and I think it's awesome. She will be grateful when she is older.
Bebbo_fml 21
YDI for trying to dress like a *****. Have some dignity and wear onnly turtle necks.
mishkaroni 15
Amen #130
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
So wash it off, it's not that difficult. If it's being stubborn a bit of nail varnish remover tends to do the trick, and then your mum will never see it so can't complain!