By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 169
You deserved it 6 203

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe she was wrong but her heart was in the right place. Besides, she's saving the rest of us from having to see you in a shirt so small that even a child can see it doesn't fit.


Maybe she was wrong but her heart was in the right place. Besides, she's saving the rest of us from having to see you in a shirt so small that even a child can see it doesn't fit.

livluvlaff8 0

well @least ur daughter cares about you

Itzmeh 0

Kids are brutally honest hun. Look on the bright side- now your stomach won't be squished!

why for being honest? kids don't really have a filter so they can't help saying or doing things like that. I think it is super cute actully. btw to All the people who have and will comment saying ydi for being fat.... go **** yourself!

GeoThermalSleuth 0

That's children, always looking out for you. Hey at least she cares.

Prototype12 0

if you can't see your dick or your feet, you're too damn fat

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

While kids should be taught not to destroy other peoples things, you deserve it if you are one of those people who wears ultra tight shirts even though you have a gut. Eww. The people who say "omg don't punish her shes so cute lolz" are the kind that raise kids that have massive temper tantrums in the middle of Walmart because there are no more strawberry toaster streudels.

@31 It's a girl hence the daughter calling her mommy

that's why I included "feet", since everyone has them. dumbass

...this is when you immediately drop to the floor and do about a thousand crunches.

afarr 0

@26, are you oblivious of 14?

this fml wouldnt of happend in the first place if you wouldnt have worn shirts too small for you..

TrekkieGirl 0 least she was being thoughtful! Maybe it's time to buy some shirts that actually fit, OP. Clearly if a six year old thinks your shirts are too small, then there's a reason.

32 amen amen amen my dad wouldvve spanked me at that age. If I did that now he would beat me sensless.

@53 dude "wouldn't of" is incorrect don't be such a dumbass and say shit right

#26? did you say that just to piss off #14? cause I approve.

#32 SO not true, my mother NEVER punished me and Im an awesome person, Im bright, beautiful And SO modest! lol. sorry. but seriously, my mom didn't punish me when I was little, we just talked about things and I'd get the point. but you sound like the kind of person who had terrible parents and thinks it was normal for them to be like that. don't punish the kid, just tell her about white lies so she. doesn't get hurt later on in life. :)

Not saying the daughter should be punished for this, because it's really rather harmless, but I too hate how people don't punish their kids anymore because it's "abuse". Man, whenever I did something wrong as a kid my mom didn't spank me with her hand, she used a belt. If more people did that, kids wouldn't act the way they do now.

Link5794 18

If more people did that, there would be a lot more broken bones due to carelessness in belt-swinging. Also, humans would evolve larger, stronger hands to catch moving objects.

u sick asshole. no she ******* didn't deserve this!!! you try giving birth to a baby. not every girl's stomach flattens up after

Sun_Kissed18 25

She might not be fat, just normal with tight shirts. Don't judge.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

I doubt a kid would try to cut her shirts to "make room" if her stomach was flat. The kid probably wouldn't even notice her stomach if it was flat and not protruding through a tight shirt. However, tight shirts and guts + lovehandles are very noticable.

smashleighfig 0

Lmao im sorry, i know thats gotta be terrible, but you have to admit thats funny shit right there. Especialy because she did it so innocently trying to help. FYL, but at least youve got a compassionate kid. Try being a better role model though.

gman79 0
Craw25 0

lol that's too cute. but maybe she's hinting at something.

YDI for having children without discipline.

vansbabe66 0

your prob one of those people who wear super tight clothes or sports a Camel toe so u won't have love handles haha

smashleighfig 0

lmfao omg if i had $1 for every camel toe love handle hider i see at the gym i work at id be a ******* millionare