Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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Top comments
madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
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Comments (100)
HeartOfLead 24
Will she not believe you and ground you if you tell her that bitch means female dog?
needsagf14 12
Poor parenting, but if you are a bitch......
CanCann 16
Well you're the best judge...do you deserve it?
chuckcloninger 12
Well, it's for sure one of you is. And a fair chance it could be both.
great1_23 4
Wait there is a age limit for being a bitch?
HomoIndomitus 4
Happy birthday bitch.
Satoaoi 13
the apple don't fall far from the tree you should remind her of this
karlcolt45 19
I gave that bitch a nickname, bitches love nicknames
sourpatchkidd77 3
wow what type of mama do you have cause that is not a mother...
here_we_go23 0
Well, tell that bitch you see where you get it from.