Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
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Comments (100)
wegetrz 14
It's so funny how bad parents will complain about the mess they raised. But fyl OP since you can't pick your parents.
Abantiquo 7
I don't know... We'll be there raising a half-way decent kid then ZAM hormones. Suddenly Kafka's writing your life and you're reaching for the giant can of bug spray.
buckdharma 38
Weeell your mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
HeartOfLead 24
Shut up, fatass...
Merridew 8
No matter what she says, she really loves you because you're her daughter! If you commit a suicide, she will deeply regret (not an advice).
SoSickWithIt 14
If someone were to commit suicide over being called a bitch, I think most of the female population would be gone?
SoSickWithIt 14
And some of the male population aswell. Fun fact, most females who chose suicide opt for the "pain free version" which is basically overdose on medication, versus the more.. Aggressive.. Violent suicide methods of man.
Lionesse 15
Why did you bring up suicide? That makes no sense. That was so off base what the OP was talking about. That's like talking about dogs and bringing up avocados.. Pointless and irrelevant...
dmoran20 27
On the bright side at least she isn't referring to you as "The *****"
somecoolperson1 2
Tell her that she won't be getting a good retirement home when she's old.
Nicole1225 14
Thats okay. Mine calls me "Squiddy", like "Squidward", the narcissistic douche in SpongeBob-.-
Fmylab 8
The question in both cases: Is it true?
SoSickWithIt 14
>:( how dare you insult Squidward. Prude as he may be, 'Spongebob Squarepants' is sacred beyond measure. Except Pearl. When have you ever seen a ******* whale with hair? I mean seriously? :P
iloveshim 14
^i completely agree. Squidward may be a bit snobby, but he isn't a narcissistic bitch. That's a bit harsh.
JanisEvans 10
With what little information we're given it's hard to judge. She just might be right.
cougar41 8
Your mother is the bitch and needs help
FarFromSocial 9
I'm sure she didn't do anything if her mother said she has always been a bitch just wasn't old enough to be called one just saying....
graphicstyle7 17
Yeah, my sister is like that. We love her, but she is a bitch. You may just look carefully at your behavior before you get upset. If you're honestly Not A Bitch, then Mom has issues.