Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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Top comments
madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
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Comments (100)
leadawg75 12
Our parents would eat along with each other great! :( sorry OP.
leadawg75 12
*get
skyeyez9 25
Well, are a bitch? Are you rude, take your mom for granted, treat her like crap like alot of teens do?
evil_niceguy 4
Happy birthday?
Stephanopolous 0
There's never a good reason to call your child names. I was called a bitch too-never will forget it. EVER.
theboy13 13
Don't just be a bitch, be the bitch
509b 5
Lol...that's ******* epic!
GothicAngel95 16
Op tell your mother that your not a bitch but the spawn of a bitch that'll show her
outoftown 27
It's not really a rite of passage unless cake was served. No cake = not an official bitch.
CarouselHeart 11
Tell her it's her fault- she made you that way!
carminecris89 13
You should start calling her "the ****". Sorry op, your mom sounds like a definite parenting fail.