Get the cat on your side, start a rebellion. May the force be with you young Skywalker. Also sorry were both smoking the same stuff.

Cats do know best...

Atleast you didn't have to spend 500 bucks to get your cat back, because your mom decided to sell him.

Ask your pussy if she has a whispering eye

Kitty needs ta start charging a bitch for her therapy sessions, to deal with her derelict child.

This is more like the kittys FML.. : "Today i was shitting in my litter box and then the bitch came in and started talking to me about her daughter.YET AGAIN,FML"

Don't you dare catch her talking to your dog. You know how bitches are when they talk to bitches about them bitches.

maybe um I dunno become more useful.

will the useless bitch be willing to get the messed up bitch therapy lessons?

Your mom might dislike you slightly

At least the cat wasn't bitching about you to your mum. Or was it...?

why is your mom talking to her pussy... bitches be crazy i suppose.

Ohh NOOO

At least she talking to a concious object amiright?

Bitches and pussies are teaming up I see. I guess it time to siege the enemies tower!

There's a kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, meow, meow, meow, meow meow-meow. 10points to those if you who know what the hell I'm on about. And the rest of you, I feel sorry for your souls!

101, Is it a song from Presidents of the United States of America?

If this isn't the first time that this has happened then maybe you are not doing enough around the house. Try doing more. I could be wrong and your mom is just a bitch.

well then stop being useless. bitch.

how creative. nice response

Maybe if you cleaned my litter box once and awhile....

She likes cats more than dogs apparently.

Are you single and ready to mingle? ;)

Some people consider their family pet as a family member so I don't think it's too weird. But the part about u being a bitch......

That's even WORSE why air all your business to someone that can repeat it or use it against you.

Guess that makes up for it's inability to tell her to shut the fuck up:)

Exactly, if op was as great a listener as her cat she wouldn't be completely useless :D.

Don't forget her husband Bob.

Oh ya she has tons of imaginary friends. But mr. Toilet is her favorite. She can tell him all her problems and flush em' down as if they never happened!

Haha i agree :) we should share jokes and fmls!

I see what you did there.

I used capitols to really sell the point

LOL..

you're copying my picture biatch I'm gonna sue you!!