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Get the cat on your side, start a rebellion. May the force be with you young Skywalker. Also sorry were both smoking the same stuff.

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This is more like the kittys FML.. : "Today i was shitting in my litter box and then the bitch came in and started talking to me about her daughter.YET AGAIN,FML"

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Don't you dare catch her talking to your dog. You know how bitches are when they talk to bitches about them bitches.

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There's a kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, meow, meow, meow, meow meow-meow. 10points to those if you who know what the hell I'm on about. And the rest of you, I feel sorry for your souls!

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If this isn't the first time that this has happened then maybe you are not doing enough around the house. Try doing more. I could be wrong and your mom is just a bitch.

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Some people consider their family pet as a family member so I don't think it's too weird. But the part about u being a bitch......

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Oh ya she has tons of imaginary friends. But mr. Toilet is her favorite. She can tell him all her problems and flush em' down as if they never happened!

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