By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
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CrazyGirl445 4

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Get the cat on your side, start a rebellion. May the force be with you young Skywalker. Also sorry were both smoking the same stuff.

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Damn_Hippster 11

Cats do know best...

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auriane_fml 19

Atleast you didn't have to spend 500 bucks to get your cat back, because your mom decided to sell him.

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DrIDGAF 7

Ask your pussy if she has a whispering eye

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Keyman1212 14

Kitty needs ta start charging a bitch for her therapy sessions, to deal with her derelict child.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

This is more like the kittys FML.. : "Today i was ******** in my litter box and then the bitch came in and started talking to me about her daughter.YET AGAIN,FML"

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andy_l 14

Don't you dare catch her talking to your dog. You know how bitches are when they talk to bitches about them bitches.

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LiveLaughFML 10

will the useless bitch be willing to get the messed up bitch therapy lessons?

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scrapmetal58 9

At least the cat wasn't bitching about you to your mum. Or was it...?

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skinthesnakes 6

why is your mom talking to her pussy... bitches be crazy i suppose.

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cman7197 0

At least she talking to a concious object amiright?

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Dragon_Beast 4

Bitches and ******* are teaming up I see. I guess it time to siege the enemies tower!

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juicedboi 7

There's a kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, kitty on my foot and I want to touch it, meow, meow, meow, meow meow-meow. 10points to those if you who know what the hell I'm on about. And the rest of you, I feel sorry for your souls!

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IAm1AwesomeChick 7

101, Is it a song from Presidents of the United States of America?

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IAm1AwesomeChick 7

If this isn't the first time that this has happened then maybe you are not doing enough around the house. Try doing more. I could be wrong and your mom is just a bitch.

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Bekeliyr 10

well then stop being useless. bitch.

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bizarre_ftw 21

how creative. nice response

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CrazyGirl445 4

Bu least she isn't talking about what a pussy you are.

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ObeseKitten 0

Maybe if you cleaned my litter box once and awhile....

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CDABXXX 5

She likes cats more than dogs apparently.

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loveexgirl 15

Doesn't she have any friends to rant to?

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KendalKeller 3

Are you single and ready to mingle? ;)

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Some people consider their family pet as a family member so I don't think it's too weird. But the part about u being a bitch......

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neonblue120 6

That's even WORSE why air all your business to someone that can repeat it or use it against you.

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TheLastChild 8

HEY! The cat's a great listener...

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TheLastChild 8

Guess that makes up for it's inability to tell her to shut the **** up:)

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JurassicHole 5

Exactly, if op was as great a listener as her cat she wouldn't be completely useless :D.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Um. Well the good news is if she was telling the cat all this I doubt she has any friends.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

Oh ya she has tons of imaginary friends. But mr. Toilet is her favorite. She can tell him all her problems and flush em' down as if they never happened!

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Nyolia 11

I wonder if she has looked into the mirror lately.

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captianKool 4

Its because she's to big of a PUSSY to say it to your face :D

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captianKool 4

I used capitols to really sell the point

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Hmmm_ok 0

Lol your mom likes pussy more than she likes you... Sad

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mchakkiwala 0

you're copying my picture biatch I'm gonna sue you!!

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