Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
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Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
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madisonnnnn13 11
Parenting skills at its finest....
wowlolreally 12
What goes around comes around maybe its time she heard it too
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Sputnikspak 13
My guess is she was joking. My mother's nickname for me is 'bitchface'. My brother is '********'. Because we're adults and it's funny. If she was serious? Time to find something clever to call her. Pot, kettle, and all that.
iilovecokee 6
Is it possible that she may have solid reasons? Once you become self aware it won't feel so bad. Evaluate your actions, attitude and presentation - you might come to realize that you are, in fact, a B. And if you are, that's completely fine. A real bitch will dish it and is able to take it without being offended when the bitchiness is returned - which is RARE for females. It's a fine trait to have. If anyone is inspired to start being a bitch, just stop. It's a built in trait that can't be helped. Our friends and family know this and appreciate our redeeming qualities so they let us love them in our ****** up ways and they love us back the best they can. If you go from being a sweetheart to a bitch, everyone will drop you as a friend because you'll loose the rest of who you are trying to fit a part that doesn't suit you. Your redeeming qualities will be forgotten.
Doomtrack 8
...Are you actually supporting bitch behavior?
iilovecokee 6
What you may consider "bitch behaviour" may not even be actual bitch behaviour because there isn't a malicious intent behind it. Some people have the personality type where they wear every feeling on their sleeve, they don't shy away from confrontation or telling the truth. They just don't like how they feel at a certain point in time and they express that. I don't think there is anything wrong with that at all, and I believe that it can't be helped. It's just how some people are. It's a personality type. But there are people who are extremely mean and rude because they think being labelled as a bitch is cool, makes them look confident and strong - I absolutely do not support this kind of behaviour because it is malicious. They are out to purposely hurt others and if you read what I wrote, I warn people about loosing friends they care about if they just out of no where start acting out maliciously.
Doomtrack 8
It can be helped, its called proper manners and not just doing whatever the hell you want because believe it or not, there is such a thing as being polite.
xtcolin 7
Your reply should have been "Well I better stop calling you mom then because you never acted like one".
yakrider 8
Well you should start calling her a mom of a bitch from now on
emimimi 8
Omg! My mom says that too!
DarkskyFML 5
This app needs an I like your Mom button.
Abantiquo 7
Could be worse. An acquaintance nicknamed his little girl Crackle = slurred Crack-*****!
BobbieH 19
Poor parenting, but perhaps you are a bitch? Maybe FBYL?!
GRgoldfish 19
I agree with #9, instead of posting the problem here why not sit down with your mother and truly get to the bottom this. and if she starts to list a bunch of things that you do that are "bitchy" then you should look at as reason for you to start acting nicer and not a personal attack on you. best of luck :)
chanellgymnast 17
Me.