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Cum now gentleman, lets Jizz quit while we're ahead and beat it, especially you pleonasm. I don't want to come off as a jerk, but don't push the argument with me as I am a master(de)bater. Now if you do have a sperm moment, I semen coming in the distance and could use some backup incase things get whacky. Yeah I know I was clutching for straws at the end there :P.

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Now, now, guys, let's not all slap our dicks on the table here, this isn't a pissing contest. But I always found it quite funny to get told to stop punning via the medium of punning ;) Anyhow, no need for everyone to be so stiff about this.

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I hope everyone can get along and rub this one out. I know we're balls deep in frustration here, so we have to think long and hard of how to forgive. It'd be so satisfying to see a happy ending here!

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I agree, too many wankers think with their shift instead of their head. In other words "use your noodle before using your noodle".

Get a UV light or a light that brings up bodily fluids and investigate. Who knows, you might even find a crime scene. Look for THAT in the confessionals!

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I know Sony are some shady mofos, but I don't think they'd intentionally jizz on all my keys! (what's wrong with your spelling today? Don't blame autocorrect!)

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Should I feel ashamed I don't know who that is? I think I'm too asocial, and this is the internet. Gosh. I feel so alone. *cries*

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That makes more sense. MITM, get a grip! Err, wrong choice of words. I mean, control your discharging!

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MWell, since were all reminiscing here, I really miss Flockz and wish Freeze would comment more often along with KaySL...l

That's really gross, but it's not news that people are gross. You went looking for people's dark secrets, found one that's honestly not that surprising, so YDI for being grossed out.

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I'd probably want to know if someone was jerking off and using my things too, at least so i'd know to replace it or wash it

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In that case 44, I've been jerking off and using all of your things. You're welcome. Not for telling you, but for the act itself.

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