Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Ankhurth 0
little sisters r so anoying... my gf's sisters are always trying to take a photo of we makin out... and some more stuff.. i hate them, that's why i'm not going to her house anymore
Sniper3000 0
having no younger siblings us good after all :D Jeez dont u ppl lock ur doors???
bassguitar19 1
better yet, learn to lock a ******* door. YOU LAZY PRICK OP!!!!
Kb_2526 0
Wow. That sucks, thank god I have no siblings. And I don't have a door so therefore i don't have a lock soo if I ever get caught I'm screwed. BIG TIME.
tayshake 0
"To young to have sex." Shut the **** up. You people piss me off. If she had protection and was mature about it who the **** cares?Don't be such a typical virgin, jealous of anyone who gets laid. Also, I've had my little brothers almost catch me and my boyfriend, I know how badly it sucks. Although OP probably knew the sister was around, that is no excuse not to have sex. People shouldn't be so god damn nosy.
stephaniiiebaby 0
omgg that really suucks, did u get in alot of trouble??
Molise 0
"YDI for being a ****", "Enjoy your grounding", blah blah blah. Sex is normal...whether her parents like it or not, most people have sex as a teen. Cause hey guess what....not everything magically happens on your 18th birthday. The people posting all the nasty comments might as well just say something along the lines of, "YDI for going through puberty." Also, that shit about the sexual organs not fully developing till you're an adult...come on. Just an excuse by Republican douchebags who insist everyone stay virgins till they're 30 years old and married.
coffeeshawtee 0
YDI for hitting puberty
PASSWORD_unlucky 0
LOL. Yesterday, I went with my family to my aunt's house. I am 14. My uncle at some point said something about my great grandmother having got married at my age and gave birth a year later. I told her "Wow, granny, you were young." Her reply? "My boyfriend and I were really christian. We wanted to have sex, but we couldnt so we got married and did it. I got pregnant very soon, and the fun was over. FML" I was the one wanting to say FML! So OP just do it, it was mormal even 75 years ago!! Just be sure to wear a condom!
atenza 0
129 and 151 are catholic faggots go suck jesus's dick while you are at it
music_girl23 0
should of offered $50. haha... jk.