Miscellaneous: Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The...

By Skankeriffic - 19/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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aFMLaddict 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:16

awh... what did you expect him to do if he saw you? YDI, panicked for no reason...

AngryNinja 1

Friday 19 February 2010 12:11

hm. i'd be more worried about the person's car you just trashed, not the one-time-shitty-date.

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AngryNinja 1

Friday 19 February 2010 12:11

hm. i'd be more worried about the person's car you just trashed, not the one-time-shitty-date.

flippyyfeatherr 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:13

maybe if you weren't a dick that wouldn't of happened :)

milkshakesrule 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:13

I wouldn't care.

aFMLaddict 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:16

awh... what did you expect him to do if he saw you? YDI, panicked for no reason...

perdix 29

Friday 19 February 2010 12:19

I'll bet you couldn't resist his big, fat buttcrack. Oops that was yesterday.

Kockdiesel 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:43

I was thinking the same thing. FYL for tweaking othe people FMLs...LIAR!

ColdGold 6

Friday 19 February 2010 16:49

Probably someone out of gas.

alexisthename 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:22

It takes me a minimum of an hour to and from work each day. L.A. traffic will make you want to cut a bitch. Or ram your car into someone else's. Or pretend you don't see that motorcyclist coming towards you as you contemplate changing lanes.

24788 6

Friday 19 February 2010 12:27

I think your the crazy one and he's probably a decent person.

x805xUnknown 6

Friday 19 February 2010 12:29

thats why your in your own separate vehicles, with presumably working windows, and radios so you dont have to do these sorts of things

CallMeHush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 12:39

Out of hand eh? So would this be the second time in one day that someone got rear ended and you were involved?

lun8423 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:10

Honestly, unless "got out of hands" means, "he tried to/did rape me", YDI. I mean, who the hell tries to flee from a loosy date, but flooring the gaspedal, while in a bumper-to-bumper queue? That's like BEGGING to get arrested. And I feel for the fellow who you hit. Whiplash isn't really that great, and you're difinitively not prepared to get hit in such a queue, making the whiplash so much worse. But yeah. FYL to be forced to sit in a traffic-queue next to an ex-date, when you probably gave the people infront of you whiplash. It's ego's like you who aren't needed in society, imo, just so you know.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:05

This exactly. You'd already been sitting traffic for half an hour but suddenly thought you could floor it? And for what, to escape from a guy who you'd been next to for half an hour without any catastrophe happening? You completely deserve the lawsuit and insurance hike coming your way.

hjrn 0

Friday 19 February 2010 17:44

Maybe she was the one that got out of control and he got a restraining order against her so she got scared when she broke it. Yeah that must be what happened.