Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Comments (194)
Quest_ 13
So she bursts in without knocking, then accepts the deal with no intention of honoring it? What a little shit. Get your boyfriend to jerk off on her pillow.
ObeyTheSnarf 0
That's sick and wrong. Shame on you.
gwa_fml 0
Let that be a lesson to you. if you're going to be a ****, don't expect anyone to keep your dirty little secrets, not even your family.
z620 0
lock the door stupid and ytf are u doing that with a little sister in the house? YDI
Diannaa 0
I'm happy that I am the youngest! all of my sisters are out of the house already :)
onnielief 4
Why would your parents care? As long as you where responsible I don't see the problem. They know it works, having made two little humans themselves.
mfmylifesrsly 30
because some parents don't want their kids being a **** or not having sex until they're older. and (sad to say) but if they have a daughter they're even more protective of that.
dudefromnyc 0
ydi for doing it when ur sister is there and for nit locking the door
alya_fml 0
ever heard of lock?
kayladance101 13
not everyone has locks on their doors! jeses people before you flip out, take time to think! not EVERYONES house has doors that lock!
kayladance101 13
*jesus
jbadvocacy 2
Two very good lessons: A) Lock the door B) Never trust little kids, they rat you out for EVERYTHING!!!!!!
mzhonesty 0
I stopped tattling on my older brother when I was 8. : Regardless, learn to lock the door.
clockworklolita 3
Advice for the future, OP: 1) Put something heavy in front of the door. 2) Remain clothed enough that if somebody _does_ try to come into the room, you can cover up quickly. (Or alternatively, as some others have said, wait till the house is empty before doing rude things :P) Assuming that the two of you were being responsible about contraception, are both over the age of consent and have been together for a reasonable amount of time, hopefully your parents won't be too bothered.