Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Comments (194)
samantha_durano 6
haha, suckks for youu.
XCaLX_fml 0
happens to me all the ****** time
smilefreely 0
omg...i never knewpeople did that...sleep with their boyfriends? i always thought people were virgins until they got married?! ]: MY WORDIS S ****** UP. OMFG. well. im never doin it with my bf. my mom's alwats like "you might get pregnant" or "he's gunna just use you and leave u" so yah T^T...either i do it when im married or i become a nun. =D hehehhehe! i mean, how could people stand losing their virginity to someone their not gunna be with forever? it's your only first, you never get itback...wel . maybe idk shit, im only 14..& LOL. damn you deserve it, i mean 10 dollars? 1,000 and we're talkin`.
PASSWORD_unlucky 0
I THINK JUST THE SAME! REALLY!! i mean, why have sex with a guy you are not planning to marry? just for him not to leave you? so why be with a guy who prefers sex over you. and if you ARE planning to get married, wait a short time, at least you are not a sinner. RESPECT FOR YOUR FAMILY, TOO! think just the same, 129. I am your same age, and i haven't even given my 1st kiss, I think it is pretty important, with somebody you love, so that you can remember your first kiss for life and be happy for it. Don't even think about sex, We would be good friends, 129. hahah
giselleluv 0
ydi for being a slutty teenager, for doing it at your parent's house w/o a lock, and being a bad example for your little sister
movies12 0
hahaha. That is funny! my name is Nicole, and my boyfriends name in Joe... lol. OP, that is why me and my bf wait until my mom and dad and brother and sister are OUT of the house....
heyitslain 0
YDI for not locking the door. You shouldn't even THINK about having sex when someone young (or someone at any age, even) is in the house. That's disgusting. Good job scarring your sister for life, you dumb ****. Now she'll probably do the same thing when she becomes a teen. I'm glad she told on you. (: I'd pay the kid $20 just for doing that. Hah. :D
TheQuiet 2
ugh
TheQuiet 2
ftw hahaha
doof_fisch 2
You fornicate? You deserve your fate.
cdilink 0
siblings are assholes, in example of my sister. She is a ******* ass, she tells every single time, even when I don't do shit! siblings like my older brother are actually cool and not annoying.