Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Comments (194)
notwierdgifted 0
ur sister is a bitch
FockinA 0
did u pay her? lol punch her for telling on you. nobody likes a snitch.
deadlydeadd 2
Nicole?? from imvu
soulonfire928 0
Like spell "kids" so incredibly wrong?
jamiebuczko 0
I would yell "(Enter name here), YOU'RE PREGNANT?!" really loud so her mom can hear C=
georgiinaa 0
well said, couldnt of said it better myself.
georgiinaa 0
****..you traumatised your poor little sister, I would wanna shoot myself in the face now if i was your sister..poor thing should never of had to seen that, its all your fault she did!! Im glad she told on you, I hope you got grounded and she spent your $10 and your boyfriend broke up with you so your left with nothing dirtyyy slatttt.
meintx2001 1
snitches get stitches
MYCATSEGA 0
i dont think you guys should be freaking out at the little sister. why would she have sex when her little sister was in the house?!?! when i was 9 and i went into the room i shared with my older sister and caught her and her boyfriend matt on my sisters bed totally naked. my sisters 17 and her boyfriends 19 and although i didnt tell it traumatized me for a month and i now hate matt for doing my sister...
magical_dream 0
she young and immature...dont blame her ..you should have explained to her not deal money with her