Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Comments (194)
CallMeHush 1
And then you rear ended a stranger right?
sublimaze 6
look at the positive side. at least she busted you before you had his dick in your mouth
i_is_a_tr00l 0
...>______> ur iz an eediot!!! u lyk3 n33d tew diez. lolz. cuz u lyke...iz dum and lyke VIRGIN FEREVAZ!! cuz datz de kewl thing 2 dewz! straightedge BIFFZ. LYKE LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
TurtleHabitat 0
That was a world of fail. =) I appreciate you.
null_fml 11
Trying to bribe a younger sister? Not very bright, are you? If you didn't give her the money right away, she's got no incentive to keep her word. And if you gave her the money right away, she's got no incentive to keep her word. Knowing your little sister was in the house at the time, you were ****** the moment you... were ******.
b1acksharpi3mark 0
Exactly my viewpoint. I like your pun.
TheQuiet 2
haha nice
sacredjoshua66 0
muhaha shes/he is evil
eehizle 0
w. t. f. no not the post I'm talking about no.17's spelling. "lik3 omgzzzzzzz"
erjaguam 0
well you knew she was at home.
uxoriouswidow 0
Always organise a contract before making such transactions for discretion.
tomahawkinyouall 0
yeah dumbass you deserved it you shouldve been watching ur sis instead of fooling with your boyfriend. obviously someones got their priorities messed up. but we forgive you lol
itouchguy360 3
Did you really think that she wasn't going to tell? How pathetic you must be. You need to know one rule: Younger Siblings Always Tell! I am a younger brother to my sister so I would know. Also, it sounds to me like you're not even old enough to have sex. She only agreed for the 10 bucks! Heck I would tell too! So op, hope your enjoying your grounding because you deserve it!