Mission successful

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 22:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
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Use a neti pot to rinse your sinuses.

I predict a serious sinus infection in your future.

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NExt time ask if you can be on top.

Use a neti pot to rinse your sinuses.

I predict a serious sinus infection in your future.

Lol try cleaning the inside of your nose with soap and water.

YDI for doing it too well!

open up a jar of ground coffee and take a big whiff... if that fails, rubbing alcohol may do the trick

Next time be on top, boom

I feel worse then her. She must be mortified