Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Compass 0
Beat her up. Take your money back. Beat her up again. Take $10 from her. Then beat her up again for good measure.
rbond93 4
Fyl and ur lil sister, get ur money back :)
lespectacles 0
"Wait untill you have your own place", "still live with their parents" etcetera etcetera. Frankly, **** you, you bunch of pathetic virgins. That's simply not how that works in a healthy teen relationship. My girlfriend and i both live with our parents, and both have younger siblings like OP's. So, agreed OP, your life is ******.
youthink_fml 0
Just because you're an immature teenager, still living home with mommy and daddy, and wants to have sex, it's ok? If you're not mature enough to move out of mommy and daddy's house, you're immature for a lot of things, 1 being sex. Frankly, **** you, you pathetic adult-wanna-be.
spooner_13 2
First of all, you don't need to have your own place to be mature enough to have sex. Just because someone is a homeowner does not mean they are the only people mature enough to have sex. Living with her parents doesn't make her immature. Most students in high school live with their parents. IT'S NORMAL. and you sound immature because you use words like "mommy and daddy". so STFU. And maybe she's in college and commutes. OR she was just coming home for the weekend. You are an idiot. Are you saying college students aren't mature enough to have sex? Sure, they didn't lock the door, but that's not the point. Just because someone lives with their parents does not make them immature.
scorpioserpent 1
The point is that she lives with her parents and they don't want her having sex (or else she wouldn't be bribing her sister), so as long as she lives with her parents she has to respect their rules.
ashe1004 7
I think you misunderstood the comment...
chickesoup 0
Maybe next time, you'll convince your sibling by putting the $ sign infront of the vlue of money. E.G. $10...
israelnotjacob 20
When people sleep together in their parents houses that's the risk they take. Yeah it's not like this couple would be the first to do it, but if you do get caught you don't really have much reason to complain.
ninjabob13 0
YDI for having sex with siblings home. think next time.
Spyrunner 0
You could have gotten a baby sitter for one hour for $7.
suzieq57 0
YDI for so many reasons. First, the simple thing that anyone over the age of five should understand: your little siblings will *always* take your money and then do exactly what they want. Once she's got $10 in her hand, why the hell wouldn't she want to introduce such juicy drama? Second, why was your door able to be opened? If you don't have a lock, there are always chairs or piles of books to be used. Don't be an idiot... even if you thought you were alone there will always be surprises. Finally, what the hell were you doing having sex when your little sister was home anyway? Jeezy creezy, people really need to think about the consequences of their actions. It's your own damn fault.
JapCracker420 0
That's when the back off the hand comes into play...
cute_a 0
i think you should have invested a little more in that maybe a 20 ydi