Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
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Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I woke up and found a trail of £5 notes in my bedroom, which led all the way downstairs and into the bathroom. I got to the last one, where I was then kicked in the balls from behind. It was my sister. She said it was the money she'd borrowed from me. I was left in my underwear writhing in pain. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for doing it when your younger Sister was in the house.
sublime93 0
She's being a **** for having sex with her boyfriend? If you say so, bitter virgin.
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Comments (194)
hjrn 0
I think this is an FML on your sisters part. She should have been smart enough to keep her mouth shut and blackmail you for more money til you broke down and told your parents on your own. Not to mention the poor girl had to see something that will probably scar her for life. Learn to use door locks and common sense.
Ethos_fml 0
This one has Been posted before
happyhak 5
"I TOLD her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened" The OP told her sister she would give her 10$, the OP didn't actually give her the money...so yeah, YDI for not getting out your wallet straight away. Plus, another YDI for not closing/locking your door!
Hermyoni 0
If she's living at home and bribed her little sister not to say anything. I am going to assume she is underage. Therefore YDI. Not only because you should wait til your an adult but also til you have your own place.
lovebaseball30 0
YDI by going at it when your little sister was there....and by not locking the door. Serves you right.
BlooCheese 6
Oh god the best part about this FML is that I have a friend named Nicole who dated a guy named Joe and she has a little sister who would do exactly the same thing if she walked in on them having sex XD
snowmanchild1410 0
Well, it would be kind of common sense to not be naked doing stuff upstairs like that when you have a younger sibling in the same house. At least WAIT till no one is there. Pretty obvious.
slpknt24 0
Guantanamo bay is living proof that only torture keeps people from talking. You should have tied her up and smacked her until she swore she would not tell.
corleon198425 22
this sounds like the Nicole purdy I use to know is this you Nicole lol
theeBeezWaXx 0
maybee you shud lock your door next timee