Today, I'm almost 30 weeks pregnant. I have to go in weekly for stress tests. Last night, I had a very stressful dream about leaving my 4-year-old at home alone, which stressed me out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Today, stressed to the point of breakdown over my impending daughter's birth, I went to a small church. After a long talk with the pastor, I finally began to feel some calm and peace. Too bad my wife flipped out, accused me of wanting to make her a "handmaid" and made me sleep on the couch. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I woke up at 1 a.m., after having a nightmare that I was pregnant. I took pregnancy test, and… baby boy or girl in May 2025? FML
Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, after 3 weeks of my new job, I'm already having work-related dreams. I'm having troubles differentiating between the 8 hour shifts in real life and the 8 hour shifts in my dream. I'm doubly exhausted. FML
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KaylachristinePA 6
I’m not sure you have any clue what a pregnancy stress test is. It has nothing to do with maternal stress. It’s checking the health of the fetus with cardiac accelerations and decelerations.
zabomafoo1992 1
better than my baby mama who wants her friends to meet our newborn son before my parents and his real biological aunts and uncles
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annaT00many 5
I know it’s not a test for stress lol I’m not stupid I thought it was weird I had the stressful dream about going to a thing called a “stress test”
KaylachristinePA 6
I’m not sure you have any clue what a pregnancy stress test is. It has nothing to do with maternal stress. It’s checking the health of the fetus with cardiac accelerations and decelerations.
zabomafoo1992 1
better than my baby mama who wants her friends to meet our newborn son before my parents and his real biological aunts and uncles