By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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You deserved it 7 221
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hoppityhophop 0

Well, that's a bit stupid.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.

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hoppityhophop 0

Well, that's a bit stupid.

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atticuz 2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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allmidnighteyes 10
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stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.

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f4everenergy 0

lols.

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Brittney_E 0

hah. was it at night O.o and umm i hope ur no fatty or eww! D: mental picture!!

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lillovesyouforev 0
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interesting.......

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SacOmonkeyNuts 0
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how bout I lay these nuts softly on your lips.....and then PUNCH EM into your mouth

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nightELFassasin6 0

he's right u prob just wanted to show ur bod and it's prob sick nasty

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rockediny 0

u lil slut lol

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selenagirl_fml 0
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YDI for sleeping!!

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CitrusGirl 0
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53 your a dick. she was probably sleeping naked for her husband.

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luis420 0

repost

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swimmerstud 7
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who sleeps naked?!

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

wow that sucks

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selenagirl_fml 0
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73, people who sleep naked. durrrr...

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Opera_Ghost 0

I've read that sleeping naked is healthier.

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changetheworld 0

why are so many surprised that people sleep naked.? i don't, but i don't blame them cause it feels good. xD

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RyGan 0
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" I don't want tight elastic squeezing on my ass while I sleep " -what movie??

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nmsm 1
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sleeping naked makes you feel so... so... FREE.

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beastmode21 0

hahaha #35

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skroal 7
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YDI for your husband thinking it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while you were sleeping. Shocked, you ran outside naked.

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swifft_fml 0

82-Drillbit Taylor? hahaha

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bamditzki 0
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ydi for sleeping naked, no offense for ppl that sleep naked or live in miami

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kaylernes 0

true. (: it's comfy. (:

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soul_fml 0
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Hmmm, part of this fml was chopped off my the mods. Y can't they just let things be?

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zanguard 0
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I haven't slept naked since the morning my step-sister came in to wake me up. I must have been having an interesting dream at the time if you you know what I mean ;)

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LMFAOwned 9

skroal im gonna shove an alarm up ur ass

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number0 8
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125 - STFU no one cares what you think about skroal

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ChocolateEclaire 0

FYL. You don't deserve it, he does...

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aliaysleighbasic 0

ya. any type of problems caused by a prank you devised: you deserve it!

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CrimsonWolf1294 0
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her husband devised the prank. she was just the nude victim...

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TeeHee124 0
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Um.. you sleep naked?

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ALindsey 0

Umm... yeah I got nothin.

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HE1D1 0

it was his fault, what a dumbass

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qwertyalanna12 0
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why where you naked in the first place .... ?

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kayladance101 13
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some people like to sleep naked.

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muppetslover 11
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This is why I don't sleep naked!

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LosAngelesSon 8

aha' not only does your husband have jealousy issues, hes a douche! congratulations you married wisely!

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BikerMike 0

your husband is one big dickhead

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aFMLaddict 0
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agree with #4 and so what, you didnt have sex with them now did you? you didnt show them your body on purpose.

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Kgirl2cute 6
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Since when did the wording of this FML change? +"My husband now won't speak to me, because I showed my body to other men."

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Uranus_fml 0

Wow...

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ey3seecold 0
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Uranus ur pic siriously looks like ur picking Uranus !!!

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robnunzi 0

yup she is in there deep!

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linx468 8

Hehe, I wonder what her reply will be. xD

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LosAngelesSon 8

yup, shes digging.

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endawmyke 0

OMG that's frickin nasty

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rockediny 0

dats dirty Uranus....-_-

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alig93 0
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take a naked picture of him, post it online, and then don't talk to him for "showing his body to other women" same shit lol.

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SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
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actually its not even close but if u wanna be wrong thats fine

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SarahBearXoX 0
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yeah it would be the same thing cause it would be a prank which results in nudity and the planner of the scheme not speaking to the victim for consequences they brought upon themself.

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