By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 729
You deserved it 7 221

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hoppityhophop 0

Well, that's a bit stupid.

stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.


hoppityhophop 0

Well, that's a bit stupid.

atticuz 2

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stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.

f4everenergy 0


Brittney_E 0

hah. was it at night O.o and umm i hope ur no fatty or eww! D: mental picture!!


how bout I lay these nuts softly on your lips.....and then PUNCH EM into your mouth

nightELFassasin6 0

he's right u prob just wanted to show ur bod and it's prob sick nasty

rockediny 0

u lil slut lol

YDI for sleeping!!

53 your a dick. she was probably sleeping naked for her husband.

luis420 0


who sleeps naked?!

PimpdaddyCJT 13

wow that sucks

73, people who sleep naked. durrrr...

Opera_Ghost 0

I've read that sleeping naked is healthier.

changetheworld 0

why are so many surprised that people sleep naked.? i don't, but i don't blame them cause it feels good. xD

" I don't want tight elastic squeezing on my ass while I sleep " -what movie??

sleeping naked makes you feel so... so... FREE.

beastmode21 0

hahaha #35

YDI for your husband thinking it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while you were sleeping. Shocked, you ran outside naked.

swifft_fml 0

82-Drillbit Taylor? hahaha

ydi for sleeping naked, no offense for ppl that sleep naked or live in miami

kaylernes 0

true. (: it's comfy. (:

Hmmm, part of this fml was chopped off my the mods. Y can't they just let things be?

I haven't slept naked since the morning my step-sister came in to wake me up. I must have been having an interesting dream at the time if you you know what I mean ;)

LMFAOwned 9

skroal im gonna shove an alarm up ur ass

125 - STFU no one cares what you think about skroal

ChocolateEclaire 0

FYL. You don't deserve it, he does...

aliaysleighbasic 0

ya. any type of problems caused by a prank you devised: you deserve it!

her husband devised the prank. she was just the nude victim...

Um.. you sleep naked?

ALindsey 0

Umm... yeah I got nothin.

HE1D1 0

it was his fault, what a dumbass

why where you naked in the first place .... ?

some people like to sleep naked.

This is why I don't sleep naked!

LosAngelesSon 8

aha' not only does your husband have jealousy issues, hes a douche! congratulations you married wisely!

BikerMike 0

your husband is one big dickhead

agree with #4 and so what, you didnt have sex with them now did you? you didnt show them your body on purpose.

Since when did the wording of this FML change? +"My husband now won't speak to me, because I showed my body to other men."

Uranus_fml 0


Uranus ur pic siriously looks like ur picking Uranus !!!

robnunzi 0

yup she is in there deep!

linx468 8

Hehe, I wonder what her reply will be. xD

LosAngelesSon 8

yup, shes digging.

endawmyke 0

OMG that's frickin nasty

rockediny 0

dats dirty Uranus....-_-

take a naked picture of him, post it online, and then don't talk to him for "showing his body to other women" same shit lol.

actually its not even close but if u wanna be wrong thats fine

yeah it would be the same thing cause it would be a prank which results in nudity and the planner of the scheme not speaking to the victim for consequences they brought upon themself.