Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
Juneyah1017
| 9
A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.
By
tory777
| 0
Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?
Comments
By
appleapple
| 0
ydi
Reply
TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
short and sweet eh^^ this is how a lot of porno's start I should know I have participated and watched many.
Reply
DocBastard
| 38
TRFG, your comment is a total catastrophe. Not only is the grammar atrocious, but it isn't funny either.
Reply
Lucidium
| 0
Lol I love your comments, TR...for lack of a better nickname.
Reply
TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
doc refer to rule #6 in your gospel haha, thx lucidium I love you too
Reply
madarchod
| 0
YDI for being a slut
Reply
omgwork
| 0
I call BS on this
Reply
Azellia
| 15
How is that being a slut?
Reply
EmreArslan
| 11
Sure she did, i even start to think she actually liked it a bit that he was looking ;)
By
Juneyah1017
| 9
A naked female playing with a air guitar is more fun then delivering packages. I bet they thought you package was delivering quite a show.
Reply
AwesumIndianGurl
| 0
LOL
Reply
bennyboy111
| 7
^ win
Reply
CallMeBloo
| 31
Think of it this way. You made their day and their crappy job just a little bit better!
By
restythestar
| 0
are you Rachel Greene in disguise
Reply
12596
| 0
well she acts very manly
By
cole86
| 0
the fedex men deserved it
By
garglemesh
| 0
Just for Fun? is Fun your friend, or do you randomly capitalize words?
Reply
tory777
| 0
Do you not like the word 'is', or do you just not capitalize your sentences?
Reply
klaralynn
| 17
ooh shut up 6!! you people are so annoying!
and haha to 24!!
and haha to 24!!
Reply
danielr1219
| 0
6 fail
24 win
24 win
Reply
Kush1994
| 0
ahahaha
By
XxMoonGirlAshomi
| 0
ur so stupid. did u get any dates at least?
Reply
KingDingALing
| 9
You're calling her stupid when you spell "you're" as "ur" and you don't capitalize correctly.
Reply
omfgrofl1337
| 0
Shortening words on the Internet doesn't mean you're stupid. But since you're such a stickler for grammar, there should be a comma placed after "ur" in your sentence because you have two independent clauses. The period should also be inside the quotations. You see how meticulous grammar correcting can get annoying now?
Reply
KingDingALing
| 9
Not really because I don't mind if people correct my grammar or spelling. In fact, I appreciate it.
Reply
SadinSherman
| 16
That is a funny shirt.
Reply
TiffanyBlews27
| 0
Actually, 38, the period isn't supposed to go inside the quotation marks in this sentence. It is right where it should be for this specific sentence. Also, a comma right after "ur" is not necessary in this case. A comma may, or may not be used, but most English/grammar professors would say that there should NOT be a comma there. So please, don't criticize someone when you aren't correct. Thanks.
Reply
KingDingALing
| 9
Thank you, #57. :)
Reply
omfgrofl1337
| 0
I meant the comma goes inside the quotation marks, not a period. Sorry, that was my fault; I was in a rush. And he would need a comma after "ur" to have the best possible grammar because of the basic rule learned in 5th or 6th grade that states that two independent clauses separated by a conjunction should have a comma before the conjuction. And commas ALWAYS go inside the quotation marks when quotations are present. Sit down. I was proving a point not to call people stupid just because they shortern words, kid.
Reply
ColetteL
| 4
Actually 81, he was correct. A comma is not necessary. Oh, and by the way, trying to put him down by calling him "kid" in the derogatory way that you meant it does not make you seem intelligent. In fact, it automatically makes me discount anything you say. Name calling is an ignorant person's ammo when they cannot come up with anything more intelligent to say.
Reply
NikkiFlysKites
| 8
I thought you couldn't start a sentence with "And"?
By
ladybuuggy
| 0
I bet they had a nice package for you! ;)
Reply
gotmilk23
| 0
now that was funny.
Reply
vyzhyn
| 0
bow chicka bow wow!
Reply
bobert1979
| 0
clever one!!!
Reply
hahafylop
| 4
I think she gave them a pretty nice tip. Who knows, maybe they didn't even make her sign for it.
Reply
wwerulez14
| 6
Is it just me, or does this sound like the opening to a Porno film?
Not that I would have any knowledge in that area... *eyes dart back and forth suspiciously*
Not that I would have any knowledge in that area... *eyes dart back and forth suspiciously*
Reply
joshdairyman
| 6
ahh yeaa
By
Amgnowai
| 0
Haha
By
dowork20
| 0
wow.
By
funzcpl
| 0
was it a nice soft ballad or a kick ass rock solo?