Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
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Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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HelloFlower 0

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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losergirl 0

hahahaaa wow. that's fantastic... and quite pathetic.

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todo350 0

EDIT: on further inspection, i found that the stick was a bark-covered rod of 24 carrot gold, valued at $750. my parents took the stick back, and i grew a golden retrievers head out of both my arm pits. FML

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Hunthas 17

I'm confused, ******* stick has two meanings. Which one was it?

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screwthisstuff 0

hahaha your parents SUCK!

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butterflywings12 0

that's why you would beat them with the stick

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luccamosart 0

dude on there birthday give them a good ball slap.

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lolololcheese 0

hahaha I hate parents

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gayguysf 0

I know right, damn them for giving all of us life

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awesomemegan 0

Its the thought that counts! Okay, it actually does suck. Lol.

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Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

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The_Big_Guy 0

They found the stick outside of the random camper they just broke into and had sex in!!

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Bstaut 8

That's why it's a "f*ing stick!" lolololololololol

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Raven_fml 0

How very thoughtful of them. I'm sure they put in a lot of effort for that one.

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HelloFlower 0

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

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Bstaut 8

He didn't call it a ******* stick for nothing!

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