Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 88 153
You deserved it 6 334

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

Comments

hahahaaa wow. that's fantastic... and quite pathetic.

EDIT: on further inspection, i found that the stick was a bark-covered rod of 24 carrot gold, valued at $750. my parents took the stick back, and i grew a golden retrievers head out of both my arm pits. FML

Hunthas 17

I'm confused, ******* stick has two meanings. Which one was it?

screwthisstuff 0
butterflywings12 0

that's why you would beat them with the stick

luccamosart 0

dude on there birthday give them a good ball slap.

lolololcheese 0
gayguysf 0

I know right, damn them for giving all of us life

Its the thought that counts! Okay, it actually does suck. Lol.

Inkspell 2

Wow, wtf, i rather get nothing. lmao, what the hell, seriously though, just grabbing a stick and giving it to someone is worse than saying "sorry, don't have a present.."

The_Big_Guy 0

They found the stick outside of the random camper they just broke into and had sex in!!

That's why it's a "f*ing stick!" lolololololololol

Raven_fml 0

How very thoughtful of them. I'm sure they put in a lot of effort for that one.

You can do SO MANY things with a stick. The possibilities are endless.

He didn't call it a ******* stick for nothing!