Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
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Comments (140)
ThugNastys 0
i always thought sleeping nakie would be kinda weird.
CiaranPM 0
it's WONDERFUL. (not to sound creepy...)
plethora 3
You're missing out.
cesarloza 0
make hi m sleep on the couch op, no sex for him
rocky2289 0
lmfao. well you shouldn't run outside, burglar alarm, their in the house? so your gonna run around naked, risk of rape, kidnap, etc. hide! fire alarm, he coulda easily put it out. he didn't yell"fire". so get some clothes on and figure out what the hell is going on. and why were their guys outside your house. your corner. i bet you werent trying to hide anything if hes that jealous. anyone agree?
Cinn_fml 23
You what? The OP was woken up in the middle of the night to the fire alarm, the only thing that went through her mind was 'oh my god, fire!' and to therefore get out of the house as fast as she could. If decency went through her mind it was probably something along the lines of; grab a dressing gown on the way and pull it on when she had the chance... This is clearly the husbands fault, if he's going to play a prank like that (which is just stupid, we all knew what happened to the boy who cried wolf) he shouldn't then try to blame anything on the person he pulled it on. If he's that jealous he should have thought the possible outcomes through.
endawmyke 0
what if there was a real fire and op dies cuz she didn't believe him
ShadowPunkChick 1
22 it didn't say fire alarm, it could have been a burglar alarm. And eitherway they could have easily grabbed a sheet or robe
ShadowPunkChick 1
and 21 is right, how could you not think to grab something and risk rape..
tigrita 0
Putting on a dressing gown or a sheet doesn't suddenly give you a magical rape-prevention force field, you know. Do you think people are going to be jumping out of the bushes going "Naked woman! Attaaaaaaack!!! No, no wait. Dressing gown. Damn." If there's really a potential rapist in the area (which is rather paranoid, do you think about "risking rape" every time you go outside alone?), a simple piece of cloth isn't going to stop them.
Cinn_fml 23
Shadowpunk, I read this FML when it had a lot more information, there included a bit about the husband not speaking to her because she showed her body to other men. It is possible that it did originally say fire alarm, if it didn't then I apologise for assuming it was a fire alarm. I also apologise if you read it before it was edited and saw it didn't say fire alarm. However, whichever the alarm the first thought going through her head would be to get out of the house. We also do not know if she did grab a sheet or robe with the intention of putting it on when she knew she was out of danger or no longer panicking. We don't know how long she exposed herself for. Also, I agree with tigrita.
dean1090 0
hahhahahaha ya stop being a **** and showing other men ur body
hbomb5150 0
**** you douche!
wisericky 12
omg lol im going to do this when i get married
Lubpynk 0
wow he is a douche. if it was a fire alarm and your half asleep you just get out of there probley wasn't thinking about getting dress. Get him back by not sleeping naked anymore :)
nikkired 0
I have to agree with #12. Your husband is an ass.
italianboy_fml 0
# 30 alli need to say is wow nice pic
swift07 4
wow he has to get over him self -_- it's not like you ran out naked for fun -__-
The_Walris 4
if he didn't think that would happen, then divorce his ass for being stupid
GoodLookingGeese 10
I fully understand you, don't feel bad. You did the right thing. As for him I think he's got issues - it't absolutely his fault.