Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
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Comments (140)
harmtouch 0
7, who the he'll doesn't sleep naked? I'm one hot tamale and my husband loves that I sleep naked. He loves the feeling of my naked skin and the total access he has at any point in the night! I also have a robe that hangs from the door in case of emergencies. you'll understand when you hit puberty.
mynameisal 0
ydi for havin boobs if u didn't have boobs they would not look dumb asz
RickYBobbY1337 0
#35 FTW...
I_have_no_clue 0
What a douche nozzle.
Acvette22 0
**** your husband
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol wow your husband is an ass for that tell him to f*ck off
ShadowPunkChick 1
Why are most people assuming fire alarm, it could have been a burglary alarm too ya know. It doesn't specify..Either way OP's husband is a douche.
jared8409 0
52-quit bein a dumb bitch. he was just trying to have fun with a prank and he's a little misguided with his reaction but he'll come around eventually if she talks to him about it and realize why he shouldn't be mad. there's no way you can just assume already that he's like that based on one incident. I'm sure they will talk it out and everything will be just fine. no reason for divorce.
tigrita 0
There was another part of the FML that for some reason isn't there anymore that said the husband wasn't speaking to her anymore because other men saw her naked. Being that possessive of another person's body is something that can become a much larger problem, and would be a good reason to file for divorce. Personally I thought that was the most disturbing part of the FML. PS: Not attacking you, since it looks like you saw the FML after the last part was deleted. Just explaining why some people (who saw the FML before it was edited) now seem to be overreacting.
yakyak132 0
ur husband is a fag u shud do that tommorow to him!!
hbomb5150 0
it's orgasmic to sleep in my comforter.... ph dear god I love sleeping naked... and op f HIS life!!! he shouldn't have done that!!! that son of a bitch!!!!