Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
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Comments (140)
FarSide 23
If a burglar alarm, then you have shit for brains OP. If a fire alarm, you are just brainless for not having a robe nearby. Either way, you seem to be a reactionary, acting without thinking first. I hope your husband took pictures... otherwise, he is just as brainless.
OneDayAttaTime 2
if the alarm was going off why would you go outside? that's probably where it would be most dangerous in a real situation
missmurderx 8
I only pressed ydi because I wanted to be the 1000th. lol, sorry op. :) <3
lundo 3
ydi because i fail to see whats wrong with this
hcovballer247 0
oh wow! you didnt at least have time to go run and grab something to cover up with? idk if this is a fyl cause that stinks, or a ydi cause you couldve grabbed at least something to cover up with.
yourbarbiiedoll 0
I sleep naked it feels goooooooooood
imakemlaff 3
got any pictures?
Flipflops4ever 0
Umm, did the wording change b/c the husband has realized what an idiot he was & is now speaking to her? BTW sleeping naked is real comfy esp in summer...& even lounging around naked as long as u r indoors.
_Undead_ 0
pics or it didn't happen
lancegonyeau 0
hope you trimed the hedges