Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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hoppityhophop 0
Well, that's a bit stupid.
allmidnighteyes 11
stfu atticuz anyone who hasn't slept naked is missing out on something amazing.
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Comments (140)
nikole2 0
-it's His Fault For Doing it in The First Place if Anything He Shouldnt Be Mad At You, You Should Be Mad At Him !
jamjelly386 5
why didn't you put in a robe or something?
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
Well he's a backwards ass nigga
TheOriginalKyrs 0
this ones old. fail.
Islander_fml 5
I clicked FML because you really didn't deserve it, but that makes it sound like some sort of hardship. In reality, you'll be laughing about this a year from now. Hell, even a month from now you'll find it funny! Also, major plus points for sleeping naked. Anyone who hasn't done this already needs to do it now.
zom_fml 10
Wait, where did the 'He got annoyed because I showed my body to other men' part disappear to? :s
QWERTYCommander 5
Yeah! The mods edit the stupidest things sometimes.
DAN7IEL 2
there's one just like this butthen the bf gets mad cause she showed her naked body to everyone
swimchic007 0
that was this fml, the mods must have changed it :(
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
Repost
samdude151 0
lol fail
varkey 7
are you stupid? what would happen if the alarm was not a false alarm? while you were taking off all your clothes (why would you do that before running outside, anyway?) a person could have come in and raped you or a fire could have consumed you. or, if you were sleeping naked, that's also retarded for the same reasons. so, YDI completely
tigrita 0
Why is sleeping naked retarded? Lots of people do it, and that's clearly what OP was doing if you read the FML correctly. By your same logic, taking time to put ON all her clothes before running outside would also put her in danger of getting consumed by a fire or "someone running in and raping her" (people really do that? Run into a house that already has its alarm blaring to rape whoever might be inside?) if it wasn't a false alarm. And why do so many people equate "naked woman" to "automatically going to get raped?"
Cinn_fml 23
Because we live in a world where we're all taught not to take unneccessary risks because we might get raped, and this will get taken to the extreme. It's sad, but it's true. What people don't realise is that some people trust the area they live in and their neighbours not to take any kind of advantage of them. I don't think things like the Daily Mail and/or Fox News help...
varkey 7
@107: I meant, if it was an intruder alarm, then the intruder quite possibly might rape her. i didn't mean the neighbors.
tigrita 0
Either way, just because she's naked doesn't make her more or less likely to be attacked. An intruder could come in and rape her if she wore pajamas when she slept, too. And for good measure, an intruder could also potentially shoot her, stab her, kidnap her, draw a penis on her face with Sharpie, or any number of things regardless of what she decided to wear or not wear to bed.