Carrie?

By Lucy - 22/03/2022 06:00

Today, I faked a burglar alarm to see what my sleeping husband would do. The instant he thought a burglar was in the house, I thought he'd yell out for me and come looking. Nope, he yelled out for his limited edition Air Jordans, and ran into his office to check if any were missing. Priorities, I suppose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 477
You deserved it 918

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Burglars don't usually steal people.

why did you feel the need to test him like that? Doesn't seem healthy to me...

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Burglars don't usually steal people.

Grumpy Jack 25

What do they steal, then ?

why did you feel the need to test him like that? Doesn't seem healthy to me...