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  Epilepsy_fml  |  0

Guys. Fml requires that all posts start with "Today," and end with "FML". Dont question the authenticity unless you can show proof. And even then shut up. It doesn't matter.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

burglar: Get the F*k up!!! I'ma rob you!!!
OP: huh? wha...? Damn it man!!!!
burglar: Whoa fool. You got no clothes on!!!
burglar: Bwha ahahahahah ahah
OP; Can you hold on a minute? I need to post something on fmylife...
burglar: Dude, you spelt burglar wrong. It's not bugler. And remember to start with "Today"

By  that_is_Nathy  |  9

Did he laugh because you are"mike oXSMALL"? Poor little mike...^^

It's not the size it's...a screw that: poor you for having a small one, but as long as it lucky he didn't harm you (as you only whine about him laughing at you I assume he didn't)

  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

My cousin & her mom sleep in the same room, & my cousin sleeps nude during the summer. I sleep alone, & can't bring myself to do that... The least I wear is a bra & underwear... I usually keep on an undershirt too. I don't want to be robbed naked.

  RedPillSucks  |  31

@99. People typically don't ask about sexual orientation while they're being robbed.
I suspect that there are about the same percentage of gay robbers as in the general population.
I'm not sure why you would think that gay people wouldn't rob anyone.
Maybe you're thinking of effeminate people?

  Mach10  |  0


I can see it perfectly:

Wooly hat--check!
Alright! I'm ready to go outside... Oh, shit! I forgot to pose for my FML Profile pic!!!

Is that how it went? Is that why you look so angry?

Hehehe... Relax man, just yanking your chain.