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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By mareda - 01/02/2012 19:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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By Dejected - 07/12/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going

Crush89 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

he must really like you if he is sharing that

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shurayuki 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:15

haha

kemar7856 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:54

long distance fees

Horney4her69 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:57

better than talking about his new girlfriend.

Reyo 2

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:23

Protip: When a guy's willing to have a meaningless conversation with you, it means he likes you. If he didn't, he would've been pulling excuses to get off the phone out of his ass for the entire conversation.

st0815 9

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:57

What are long distance fees? Who is in a long-distance relationship and doesn't use skype?

icall_BS 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:27

st0815 You are a wise man.

babybubz 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:18

wow.. he sounds exciting 

snowball20 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:19

lolz.. ouch.. do u play though..

icy716 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:21

and you were still on tge line for 15 min? i would have hung up

nigranathan 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:22

ydi long distance relations fyl.

theman34 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

he said that as a cover up because he ****** another chick

Crush89 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

he must really like you if he is sharing that

4NK8 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

farm ville is way better

qwerty3210 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going