I dont know but she should have scratched her ass then said, "okay, here you go!" :)

^ you might want to re-check what you just typed up there.

leave him.

#28 You don't get it do you?

cut your nails op so he wouldn't ask u

And hefty amounts of toothpaste.

Your grammar... It kills me...

He could've just used a toothpick, floss or toothbrush. He had many options, but instead insisted on using his wife's fingernail instead. >:U

24- Your face... It kills me...

Oh jeez. I just thought about fingernails scraping on ceramic plates. *cringe*

Naw, they use chewed up sticks with crushed peppermint leaves.

He shouldn't use anybody's nails, including his own. He should use a thing called a toothbrush.

Oh sorry! It cut off the other part of my comment. I added "and what the hell ever happened to using a toothbrush?".

^sure it did ;)

eww

Its sarcastic

Next time don't forget the "..."

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so good people think you're serious.

That awkward moment when you realize nobody likes "that awkward moment" jokes but yourself.

Lmfao.

I understood your sarcasm..

41- I like "that awkward moment" jokes.

Cool story, bro.

I feel sick from all this plaque talk in the comments

Thanks for sharing?

Lol