Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 816
You deserved it 2 950

Same thing different taste

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Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

I find this hard to ********** to...


FLgators93 3

thats just nasty.why would he even want to?

MetalxSoldier 26

I dont know but she should have scratched her ass then said, "okay, here you go!" :)

^ you might want to re-check what you just typed up there.

MyChemicalSmosh 4

#28 You don't get it do you?

Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Your grammar... It kills me...

MoonPhase123 4

He could've just used a toothpick, floss or toothbrush. He had many options, but instead insisted on using his wife's fingernail instead. >:U

Oh jeez. I just thought about fingernails scraping on ceramic plates. *cringe*

Naw, they use chewed up sticks with crushed peppermint leaves.

ninjuh_wingman 29

If thats how he cleans his teeth, I wouldnt go anywhere near his mouth.

AsianCookie247 14

What's your fingernail have that his doesn't..? Can't he use his own. What a strange couple you two are.

He shouldn't use anybody's nails, including his own. He should use a thing called a toothbrush.

AsianCookie247 14

Oh sorry! It cut off the other part of my comment. I added "and what the hell ever happened to using a toothbrush?".

my dad used to check for plaque with his fingernail to see if i brushed my teeth properly when I was a kid. I think I'm still traumatized.... :P