FML : Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am...

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

ZombiexIce Say more :

Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!

By ZombiexIce - / Monday 10 February 2014 03:22 / United States - San Francisco

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By Aczidraindrop420 | 7

#5853819 - Monday 10 February 2014 12:59

Get a cat and name him Tom that he's not allowed to get rid of....They can become friends.

By Malicejane | 2

#5853821 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:00

Time to go buy Tom.

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By Aczidraindrop420 | 7

#5853819 - Monday 10 February 2014 12:59

Get a cat and name him Tom that he's not allowed to get rid of....They can become friends.

Steve95401 | 48

#5853840 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:18

I prefer Itchy & Scratchy over Tom & Jerry.

whatafuckup | 14

#5853845 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:22

Get Tom

MisterEx | 28

#5853927 - Monday 10 February 2014 16:03

#10 For some reason this makes me really, really sad.

Doritozilla | 20

#5854281 - Monday 10 February 2014 22:47

He can then get a dog named Spike.

meepmerp | 20

#5854723 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 9:17

Maybe you can name his kid tyke

By Malicejane | 2

#5853821 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:00

Time to go buy Tom.

abhi95 | 31

#5853866 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:39

There is no solution to this problem. Even though she buys Tom.. Jerry always wins!

reneetlovesyou | 30

#5853904 - Monday 10 February 2014 14:53

She can buy a nonvenomous snake and name it Rom.

By misslysiak | 23

#5853822 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:01

There is nothing I hate more than animals in toilets. We used to have frogs inside our toilet and every time you went to pee or take a shit you'd be living in fear of a frog jumping out at you. And so arose my completely irrational fear of those terrifying slimey green things known to most of mankind as; frogs.

ThatFancyPenn | 18

#5853911 - Monday 10 February 2014 15:12

How do frogs find their way into your toilet in the first place?

gracehi | 31

#5853930 - Monday 10 February 2014 16:15

When he says toilet, he means bathroom. It sounds strange to Americans, but that's what some other English speaking countries call the room.

By mangoboy1 | 19

#5853825 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:02

Make it look like an accident...

colton_colton | 49

#5853836 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:12

Or just "accidentally" release Jerry

jellybeens_fml | 16

#5853846 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:27

"Accidentally" get Tom...

patrickalamo | 47

#5853870 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:45

Jerry just fell on the knife.

doglover100 | 28

#5853954 - Monday 10 February 2014 16:54

Jerry just happened to be under her shoe.

xerbrus | 14

#5853973 - Monday 10 February 2014 17:09

jerry ran away because you're an asshole

davidislost | 11

#5854353 - Monday 10 February 2014 23:51

#19 This will probably get down voted ..but I have to say
..I am in freaking stitches right now. Thank you.

alexlam24 | 3

#5856810 - Thursday 13 February 2014 9:28

Suddenly a brick appears.

By TuliNya | 7

#5853830 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:04

Get a Tom. Best case scenario, live action version of the cartoon. Worst case scenario... Bloodbath?

Soloman212 | 28

#5853885 - Monday 10 February 2014 14:07

Those sound like the same thing.

rs89 | 20

#5854294 - Monday 10 February 2014 23:06

#5 judging by the husband's earlier threat, worst case scenario would be the divorce!

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5855114 - Tuesday 11 February 2014 20:01

The cartoon is surprisingly violent. I was watching it for the first time in years the other day and in a span of about 5 minutes, Tom's paws got smashed in the window, he was hit over the head multiple times, he hit several doors, and had a body part ironed. A real-life version of the cartoon would be terrifying...especially if the poor cat survived everything that happened to him!

By ZY1431 | 24

#5853834 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:11

oh this scenario is gonna end badly lol.

By seprunner | 12

#5853839 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:16

And here come all of the Tom and Jerry jokes! Just say you "forgot" about a mouse trap that was set out awhile ago

Enslaved | 36

#5853895 - Monday 10 February 2014 14:22

"Is you is or is you ain't my baby"

Wonder if the grammar nazis cringe at this song or if it's capable of bringing back those fond memories of Tom & Jerry?

Comoke1024 | 16

#5854211 - Monday 10 February 2014 21:14

As a borderline grammar Nazi, I enjoyed the reference :)

alexlam24 | 3

#5856814 - Thursday 13 February 2014 9:29

You sir are going to places

By revelation11B | 10

#5853852 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:30

Tom and Jerry in real life is the only real viable solution to this. Just sayin'.

By suri23 | 11

#5853856 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:33

...and Jerry's bros & sis, no doubt.

By worldclassrager | 39

#5853862 - Monday 10 February 2014 13:36

Maybe Jerry will run away out your front door or something...i really hope you can keep him contained...having him run free i can understand your trouble...