By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML
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ZombiexIce 6
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Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!

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Aczidraindrop420 7
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Get a cat and name him Tom that he's not allowed to get rid of....They can become friends.

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Malicejane 3
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Time to go buy Tom.

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Aczidraindrop420 7
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Get a cat and name him Tom that he's not allowed to get rid of....They can become friends.

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Steve95401 49

I prefer Itchy & Scratchy over Tom & Jerry.

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MisterEx 28
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#10 For some reason this makes me really, really sad.

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Doritozilla 20
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He can then get a dog named Spike.

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meepmerp 20
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Maybe you can name his kid tyke

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Malicejane 3
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Time to go buy Tom.

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abhi95 31
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There is no solution to this problem. Even though she buys Tom.. Jerry always wins!

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reneetlovesyou 30
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She can buy a nonvenomous snake and name it Rom.

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misslysiak 23
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There is nothing I hate more than animals in toilets. We used to have frogs inside our toilet and every time you went to pee or take a shit you'd be living in fear of a frog jumping out at you. And so arose my completely irrational fear of those terrifying slimey green things known to most of mankind as; frogs.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

How do frogs find their way into your toilet in the first place?

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gracehi 31
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When he says toilet, he means bathroom. It sounds strange to Americans, but that's what some other English speaking countries call the room.

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mangoboy1 19

Make it look like an accident...

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colton_colton 49

Or just "accidentally" release Jerry

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jellybeens_fml 16
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"Accidentally" get Tom...

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patrickalamo 47
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Jerry just fell on the knife.

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doglover100 28

Jerry just happened to be under her shoe.

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xerbrus 14
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jerry ran away because you're an asshole

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davidislost 11
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#19 This will probably get down voted ..but I have to say ..I am in freaking stitches right now. Thank you.

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alexlam24 3

Suddenly a brick appears.

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TuliNya 7
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Get a Tom. Best case scenario, live action version of the cartoon. Worst case scenario... Bloodbath?

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Soloman212 28
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Those sound like the same thing.

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rs89 20
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#5 judging by the husband's earlier threat, worst case scenario would be the divorce!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The cartoon is surprisingly violent. I was watching it for the first time in years the other day and in a span of about 5 minutes, Tom's paws got smashed in the window, he was hit over the head multiple times, he hit several doors, and had a body part ironed. A real-life version of the cartoon would be terrifying...especially if the poor cat survived everything that happened to him!

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ZY1431 24

oh this scenario is gonna end badly lol.

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seprunner 12

And here come all of the Tom and Jerry jokes! Just say you "forgot" about a mouse trap that was set out awhile ago

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Enslaved 36
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"Is you is or is you ain't my baby" Wonder if the grammar nazis cringe at this song or if it's capable of bringing back those fond memories of Tom & Jerry?

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Comoke1024 19
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As a borderline grammar Nazi, I enjoyed the reference :)

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alexlam24 3

You sir are going to places

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revelation11B 10

Tom and Jerry in real life is the only real viable solution to this. Just sayin'.

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suri23 11
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...and Jerry's bros & sis, no doubt.

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worldclassrager 39
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Maybe Jerry will run away out your front door or something...i really hope you can keep him contained...having him run free i can understand your trouble...

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