By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 049
You deserved it 3 478

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Snot the end of the world.

I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.

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He's a keeper. I wonder how he realised he likes the taste.

Probably sneezed on bacon, and realized "Hey, bacon is too magically delicious to let go to waste." And now every time he tastes the snot, he tastes bacon. Or I am completely wrong.

Probably wayy back when he was 2

Maybe he is just cleaning up his mess.

She should have licked it too, to show she supports him!!!!!

And to think: that's the same tongue he licks you with...

I thought everybody did that?

My math teacher did that once during class.

And to think you kiss that... Gross!

I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.

There's nothing better than a snot covered tongue to add to a French kiss...but seriously that's absolutely disgusting

In sickness and in health...

That's gettin' down with some serious sickness

so? i do that if there are no tissues about

That's disgusting, at least use your sleeve

48- Yes then you can have crusted up boogers on it! :) Yay. When you get hungry, just scartch off alittle booger off your sleeve and grub!

I've got sinusitis and sometimes find myself without tissues and I have to sneeze, but NEVER have I licked my hand afterwards. That's incredibly gross! Normal people use the inside of their sleeve...

What defines a normal person? No one is flawless

Normal is not licking your snot lol

Why not wipe it on your trousers then wash your hands? X

Hmm. Licking it seems very gross. Don't you people sneeze into your sleeve? Sneezing into hands is horrible inconsiderate to others. Because anything you touch gets germs all over for others. So by sneezing in your hands you're selfish.

Not even funny.. Disgusting.

You're disgusting.

im sure im gona get thumbed down again for this, but can i point out i said 'when there are no tissues around'? this happens very rarely and about 90% of the time i sneeze into tissues. im not that disgusting, i swear :(

My first reaction was "Ewww gross!"

Your profile picture is cute looking but then i read the name of the Knitler.... Fucked up.

And your second reaction is to lick snot off your hand.

I'm pretty sure that's OP's reaction too

Big deal, he just put it back where it came from xD

One sneezes put of their nose, not their mouth.

Ehh... People can sneeze out of both actually. My brother has... I don't know if you'd call it a sneeze if it comes out of both but it's a scarey thing when it happens... I call it a "Rain Shower"

I don't sneeze out of my nose...

Hmmm... I sneeze out my mouth...

I don't sneeze. I'm afraid of my eyes popping out.

You probably think its ok to do this with your turds then?

At least he didn't wipe it on you...?

At least it snot on his sleeve!

sexy. he's a keeper.

That's a weird fetish.

it was also sarcasm

We know, but "He's a keeper" is overused, and is down voted the majority of the time.

Snot the end of the world.

If you think that gooey substance on his hand is hair gel, it's snot.

Hey, Doc - check your profile and fix the typo.

Pallywhack - I realise I'm not perfect, but I do hate making typos. Unfortunately I don't see one. What am I missing?

The dearth of decent... I am sure you mean death

You're quite certainly mistaken. "Dearth" is exactly what I meant.

What does dearth mean? I've never seen it anywhere, and I read a lot.

Dearth means a scarcity or lack of something, as in "There's a dearth of good comments and good commenters here."

My mistake Obviously.

Yay, I learned a new word today!

I'm sure he's had nastier things in his mouth. JK that's pretty gross! :P

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^ Are you guys also seeing this shit?

95 - I see it but I'm not quite sure what I'm seeing...

95- troll face maybe?