blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
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Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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Ew, dude
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Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D
bjhhjh 20
He wanted to be his cleanest for you
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Comments (51)
Nastorrian 11
Well on the bright side at least you didn't get a booger on the face..
AHopelessDeath 12
ohh lucky lady!
Witchylady 17
Yuck. I hope he didn't inspect it after he yanked it from his nose or even worse put it in his mouth before he kissed you. FML
ekslu89 12
cheshireau 26
My ex picks his nose and eats it. When I caught him, he had a go at me for raising my voice because it was embarrassing.
NBree 3
Well, you married him.
moreelli11 1
That's embarrassing
badluckkirsten 4
get rid of it before it drops on you undeestandable
stolenballoon 5
To be fair, picking your nose actually has some health benefits. While it's looked at all "ew that's gross," your boogers trap dirt and junk from getting further into your respiratory system, and picking them out clears it all up. Look at it this way, OP; if his nose is clear, he can kiss you unobstructed.