blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Gross idea
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Ew, dude
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Top comments
adamo_erebus 26
At least he cleared it out of his nose before it ended up in your mouth? :D
bjhhjh 20
He wanted to be his cleanest for you
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Comments (51)
Cass_x 22
please tell me he didn't eat it..
SunTzu2 9
Somebody picked a 'Pig'...
weveallbeenthere 30
he was trying to clean it out.
JMichael 25
The FMLs of late about the bad hygiene of men is kind of making me ashamed of my sex..
steve31789 8
What he's trying to say is if you were a booger he would pick you first :)
Nastorrian 11
We're YOU not paying attention? He picked the booger first. Not her.
SwtCherryPie 26
Maybe he wanted to be able to breathe while he kissed you. Although, he could have gone to the bathroom to do it.
worldclassrager 39
Whatever works right?
Melkboy 7
Dust and filth accumulates in the nose. Get used to it.
kenleybunch 15
Just a little pre-makeout snack. For energy....
fuggotmuggot 14
Eat it.