Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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jebron 13
Ah, kindergarten relationship problems
MetallicSkeleton 12
That was snot very expected
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MetallicSkeleton 12
That was snot very expected
smallandroid 26
I'm curious to know how you reacted to that... I just have no idea how I could even respond to someone if they did that to me...
LuckBeNimble 19
hopefully you would respond with grace--they ARE in a relationship. too many uptight people in this comments section it appears.
MidnaLink 33
Audience, let's see if 36 can figure out why people would be so uptight, shall we?
LuckBeNimble 19
audience, let's see if 38 can reply condescendingly to the right person. I stand by what I said. out of context it may seem immature or "gross" but in my experience all successful relationships carry some bizarre form of intimacy. as long as no one is hurt or SERIOUSLY bothered by the act, between two loving people, such things can be considered endearing or even "cute." be comfortable with the person you love, lowering your guard and being vulnerable in such ways breeds intimacy.
thisguy22 33
There is absolutely nothing 'cute' or endearing about picking your nose. Trying to shove the resulting booger up someone else's just takes it to an entirely new, ****** up level.
xx000o 27
To do list 1) Remove disgusting thing from my nose 2) Find new boyfriend 3) Try my best to forget #1 ever happened
autismom1999 8
That is not cute or intimate it's ******* disgusting. I've been married 22 years to a retired military aircraft maintainer and they can be some of the foulest people out there at times. Anyone who works in that field on here knows what I'm talking about. He would never do something like that. You have a twisted view of what could be cute, but to each their own. ... good luck with that and make it bring you much happiness.
ScottVining 21
That's disgusting
NYGiants1925 22
You're bf is one strange dude.
gamermonster 34
You are bf? Damn
NYGiants1925 22
Oops lol
masoko_fml 21
Well that's just disturbing..
TrippyEyes 16
If he wasn't serious about it then I say that's pretty god damn hysterical. Also its a "booger"
The12thPaladin 8
That's how op spelt it
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
it's*
roxannam 14
that's so gross I got a shiver
hellnosucka 27
your boyfriend is nasty af.
TheNewGuy03 28
I'm not even kidding when I say that my left eye twitched several times when I read this. They made me go all Forest Whitaker.
pleasedie 22
You've definitely found yourself a weird one.
jebron 13
Ah, kindergarten relationship problems
SnowxSakura 17
Next thing we know, he'll be going to the doctor for a cooties shot.