Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, instead of being an adult, my husband was more hysterical than my daughter during a hissy fit. It makes me want to divorce him. FML
Today, I'm so sick of being a mom. I have a screaming toddler and a squalling infant, tearing up the house and stinking up every room, and my husband still has the balls to not only be happy, but ask for ANOTHER. I'm about to walk, dump the kids with his smiley ass, and take his rich family's money. FML
Today, I challenged my husband to look after our twins by himself all day, like I normally do. When I got home, both babies had on clean nappies and clothes, dinner was cooked, the house was spotless, and three loads of washing were done. Smug bastard. FML
Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
Today, I'm working while my husband is the stay at home parent. The house is spotless, our baby girl is happy, and he's never been happier. When I stayed at home, I could never keep the house tidy, and she cried constantly. How does he do it? No matter how we do it, I'm always the one who's tired and miserable. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
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Mekeritrig 15
Because it's your child?
iAmScrubs 19
"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."
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iAmScrubs 19
"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."
Natalie2k8 6
You totally deserve this because you're thee over that married the ass
maffy4ever 8
Did you mean 'one' instead of 'over'?
mlebethbear 0
men are big babies! hang in there "babygirl"!
ifailplzinsultme 0
It's funny how girls call guys sexist, then make comments like this.
flockz 20
maybe she has a sandwich up her ass. (begin sexist comments now)
mlebethbear 0
I was kidding.....
paleontologist 8
Nah what's "funny" is you generalizing girls as always calling dudes sexist and instead of attributing her comment to herself as an individual, you blame the entire female gender. That, bro, is sexist. Way to go.
mlebethbear 0
thank you.
LolMoqz 10
Good luck with that.
Blueglasscup 18
Well at least this one warns you before he does it.
Virginia6810 16
I hope he thanked YOU for giving birth.
Complaining 13
Birth is a huge process. He needs to show some thanks for mom doing 95% of thehard work of giving birth.
a_nutritionist 10
sounds like she went for that one without his consent.
LaughingAlways 1
lol
pink_raindrops 26
By that logic, why shouldn't she be the one to thank him for getting her pregnant?
WallyTheWombat 0
Why do most women talk as if pregnancy is ONLY hard for the mother? The father has to go through a bunch of shit as well, although, yea it's definitely much harder for the woman.
Virginia6810 16
because it's ''definitely much harder for the woman." you said it yourself.
Madelinexo 6
I would want to be thanked too!
Danielasaurus 5
Sucks to be you!!
xInMyDreams 0
poor you
Laterial 3
I hope you change his depend first. No telling what he'll do if you change your baby's diaper first.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
epic pic