Babies and Love: Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every...

By Mary - 10/07/2011 12:49 - United States

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

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By jensoulstealer - 16/03/2020 20:17

Today, my year and a half old daughter has discovered the joy of temper tantrums. She is now throwing them constantly. Everywhere. Anytime. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 19:23

Because it's your child?

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:25

"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:25

Natalie2k8 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:26

You totally deserve this because you're thee over that married the ass

maffy4ever 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:51

Did you mean 'one' instead of 'over'?

mlebethbear 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:26

men are big babies! hang in there "babygirl"!

ifailplzinsultme 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 21:22

It's funny how girls call guys sexist, then make comments like this.

flockz 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 21:45

maybe she has a sandwich up her ass. (begin sexist comments now)

mlebethbear 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 22:13

I was kidding.....

paleontologist 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:34

Nah what's "funny" is you generalizing girls as always calling dudes sexist and instead of attributing her comment to herself as an individual, you blame the entire female gender. That, bro, is sexist. Way to go.

mlebethbear 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 6:32

thank you.

LolMoqz 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:26

Good luck with that.

Blueglasscup 18

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:26

Well at least this one warns you before he does it.

Virginia6810 16

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:27

I hope he thanked YOU for giving birth.

Complaining 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:40

Birth is a huge process. He needs to show some thanks for mom doing 95% of thehard work of giving birth.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:56

sounds like she went for that one without his consent.

LaughingAlways 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 20:58

lol

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 11 July 2011 2:34

By that logic, why shouldn't she be the one to thank him for getting her pregnant?

WallyTheWombat 0

Monday 11 July 2011 18:34

Why do most women talk as if pregnancy is ONLY hard for the mother? The father has to go through a bunch of shit as well, although, yea it's definitely much harder for the woman.