Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, instead of being an adult, my husband was more hysterical than my daughter during a hissy fit. It makes me want to divorce him. FML
Today, I'm so sick of being a mom. I have a screaming toddler and a squalling infant, tearing up the house and stinking up every room, and my husband still has the balls to not only be happy, but ask for ANOTHER. I'm about to walk, dump the kids with his smiley ass, and take his rich family's money. FML
Today, I challenged my husband to look after our twins by himself all day, like I normally do. When I got home, both babies had on clean nappies and clothes, dinner was cooked, the house was spotless, and three loads of washing were done. Smug bastard. FML
Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
Today, I'm working while my husband is the stay at home parent. The house is spotless, our baby girl is happy, and he's never been happier. When I stayed at home, I could never keep the house tidy, and she cried constantly. How does he do it? No matter how we do it, I'm always the one who's tired and miserable. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
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Mekeritrig 15
Because it's your child?
iAmScrubs 19
"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."
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Comments (266)
sourgirl101 29
"Mary, Mary.." WHY YA BUGGIN? "Mary, Mary.." I NEED YA HUGGIN I can see both sides of this FML. Who wouldn't want to get a simple "thank you"? It seems so effortless. No one wants to feel under appreciated. However, to HAVE to thank the child's father to do something for "his" own child's benefit not to mention the mother's sanity??? I can see that getting tiring quickie!
Chrissy44 0
this is the best response I've read yet I totally agree
sourgirl101 29
*quickly* not quickie, haha!
DiscoSlut 0
"sounds like a shitty situation" JK you're dealing with a moron JK divorce asap JK you're ****** JK you said penis hihi :)) jk i'll go **** myself now.
IndigoFuckYou 9
I thought your username said 'Discount ****". Now stop your babbling, it gives me a headache.
IndigoFuckYou 9
I thought your username said 'Discount ****". Now stop your babbling, it gives me a headache.
KatyB_fml 0
ok?
DiscoSlut 0
ur cute, jk i'd not tap that
TalkinSmack 6
when he acts like that, tell him to "go sit in the corner, in the naughty chair!"
TalkinSmack 6
when he acts like that, tell him to "go sit in the corner, in the naughty chair!"
roger507 0
ask him to change your menstrual pads too and say that u'll say thank him veryy much for that...
roger507 0
Is he the father for those children? I seriously doubt
Jaxx66 21
ewwww pads :(
IntenseGas 0
Hooray maturity!
MiSS_AmaNDa101 2
Immortal kratos I think its funny how u say that because you probably will never have to deal with it anyway due to the fact that ur a self centered creep who will probably never find a girl stupid enough to have sex with you let alone allow herself to get pregnant by u...
dadof2 4
why do some parents need to be rewarded for doing what their supposed to does he also say i have to babysit
dayrin7 4
make him say thank you after every little thing you do, like cook, clean, sex lol..you get the point ;)!
fucmylifealot 0
which is worse... he's a baby that wants you to say thank you, or that you are too much of a bitch to say it?
SirObvious 1
thas the truth, truth!