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Umm, wtf?
Which to prefer? Hmmm.
Whew, I thought he was eating it.
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Show it anywayIt's 'bollocks', not 'bullocks'. If you're going to imitate a Brit get it right...
You'd rather he was wanking like a gibbon?? *Parenting five*
Well at least that'd mean he was using it instead of hoarding it in useless shreds.
using and abusing...
What's wrong with him wanking?
What the **** is a gibbon anyway???
A species of primate.
sinterklaas!
well hello there
At least he'd e using the TP for a relatively constructive purpose XD
Follow up story? I'm actually curious why he wants streamers out of toilet paper...
Epic rolling/TP prank? I wish I would've thought of that...
Maybe saving for a wackathon to make his parents proud? Ya never know in todays society haha
wanking like a gibbon. Lmao
That's a surprisingly well used quote here in England.
Haha; what the hell?!
Toss them around his room for punishment.
I can't decide which of the two is worse? Either way, he's still a moron...
Well if he was "wanking" at least that'd be somewhat useful.... The streamers, well he could make that out of other things, or, you know, buy some.
The way this was worded was just . . . great. You should tell him to get a grip on that. On second thought, maybe not.
why the **** would anybody stash shredded bits of toilet paper?
I guess he likes to have his cumuppance.
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You'd rather he was wanking like a gibbon?? *Parenting five*
Follow up story? I'm actually curious why he wants streamers out of toilet paper...