By NoScrubs - 31/10/2014 05:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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alex_622 22
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Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help

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warsun 27
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I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........

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fuckercakes 21
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Maybe you should just let him be and he'll learn the hard way that he's no longer a child

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kibster9 20
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Or she could shower with him, that'll make him shower.

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xxjohndoexx9 10
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Clearly #1 hasn't gone down on a man who hasn't showered in a while

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xLIGHTS_fml 23
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#30 and I think it should stay that way.

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Senorangelo 10
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Let him be... Dirty? Not showering shows disrespect to his kids and to his wife. And to everybody he encounters every day. And most of all, to himself.

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tony1891 22

just stop, please.

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thatguynamedsky 32
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sorry, couldn't resist the pun

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sayyestothedress 24
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#32 that wasn't even a pun!

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warsun 27
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I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........

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Ltsdragons 19
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Never want to get it. After you're in, never want to get out. Shower logic

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Fierce_Cat_ 15
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May I suggest dousing him in paint or with some sticky substance? It may help convince him.

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alex_622 22
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Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help

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giantsfan2010 23

She gets it ^

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devildog562 33
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Funny how getting a little dirty will get him all clean . Great idea by the way! I personally like showering, but I would re-shower right after I took one if a girl asked .

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maharb01 17
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love the tlc reference in OPs name.

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doctorhook86 24
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OP don't want no scrubs; a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from OP; hangin' out the passenger side of OP's ride, making it smell like pee.

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RA91 26

Lol, agreed!

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Snowble11 13
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If he acts like a child, treat him like a child!

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macros 12
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Got to save on that water bill.

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BadApple88 29
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Tell him no shower equals no sex or food lol

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sarah5745 41
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How do people hate showering so much? I can't stand a day without a shower..

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