By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 16:32 - United States
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Haha. What's funny about this FML is the OP is bitching about her husband thinking that he knows how she felt when giving birth to twins...when the OP doesn't know how her husband felt while taking the shit he said was like giving birth. She's saying that he can't possibly know how she felt when SHE has no idea how HE felt either. Isn't that high-larious?
He's probably right. Not to worry though, pretty much all women look like they're taking a massive dump during birth, except in the case of c-sections.
Why do women always want to compare a man's pain to giving birth? Ever get kicked in the balls? YDI.
No, getting punched in the boob does not hurt nearly as much. Pain from the balls is necessary because we can become sterile if we're hit hard enough, it painful so that we protect our balls with our life. No one became sterile from getting punched in the boob. It's retarded when women say something like that. I believe this man OP, in fact, I would say that he went through more trauma than you did and you should respect that.
While it may be true that getting punched in the boob hurts as much(though I doubt that) at what point in you life will anyone actually do that to you? I've read many FMLs about, and experienced many time myself, getting hit in the balls. Never have I heard of a girl getting intentionally hit in the boob.
@ptpete25 That makes no sense at all. How is getting hit in the testicles more painful just b/c it can cause sterilization. Women are considered sterile if they don't release any eggs but do they experience incredible pain just because they're sterile. NO. Sterilization has nothing to do with how painful something is.
we DO get intentionally hit in the boobs. it's the female equivalent of a bangcock and it's called tittypunch. it's not nearly as painful as getting kicked in the vag. regardless, the OP's husband is an idiot and a douche, because women DO shit (contrary to popular belief) so those that pop babies out can definitely compare shitting and childbirth.
Just to put in my two cents, there are more pain receptors on a females clitoris than on a males testicles. Therefore, a VERY well-aimed clit-kick is more painful than a swift kick to the ball-bearers. ... Not that anyone would have a foot small enough to hit directly into a clitoris, though. And not that this has any relevance to the FML in question. Oh well!