Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML
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myballs
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But it is!
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andydawg8891
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This person speaks the truth. Pain is all relative.
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postaltubealex
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Especially when you consider that a vagina is designed to push kids out.
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Anteezy
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Almost everything is relative so yeah.
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Reyo
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Haha. What's funny about this FML is the OP is bitching about her husband thinking that he knows how she felt when giving birth to twins...when the OP doesn't know how her husband felt while taking the shit he said was like giving birth.
She's saying that he can't possibly know how she felt when SHE has no idea how HE felt either.
Isn't that high-larious?
She's saying that he can't possibly know how she felt when SHE has no idea how HE felt either.
Isn't that high-larious?
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janise
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You do realize the OP has probably had a bowel movement sometime in her life so she probably does know how he felt don't you?
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Jaded4good
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#65 yes, because the anus is not designed for taking a dump. Do you think before you type?
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gammagamma
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You do realize that in 80% of child-births, the mother's vagina tears?
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deathmajestic
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yes, not only that though
every idea, and any concept is relative to "the spectators point of view"
so arguing is futile
every idea, and any concept is relative to "the spectators point of view"
so arguing is futile
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applesmoothiee
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#165 Try not to take everything you read on here so seriously. :)
I'm not exactly going to talk about how it's scientifically impossible to squeeze a baby out your anus :P
I'm not exactly going to talk about how it's scientifically impossible to squeeze a baby out your anus :P
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andrewgavn
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dude ur right
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hahaaaa OP I love u
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kieran247
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it's a joke chill.. not an fml
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cobras40
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172 ur an idiot
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olive47_fml
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THAT BIG HUH?
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valdancer99
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ohh...
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tx_beast
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#165 before you talk about vaginas tearing during birth consider this... In 90% of shits I take after eating mexican food or chile, my ass tears, and is on fire. I'm sure that should be considered greater or equal pain than birth.
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22cute
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An "easy" labour can take 10-11 hours. How many hours did it take him to push out a turd?
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eduardo2k
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well if u r receiving it then it is lol
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Puls3ofth3maggot
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POPPED COLLAR FAGGOT!
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cobras40
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I agree you a fag
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scene_girlie
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lmfao
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shenanighenz
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Sometimes when I get really gassy and take a bad poop it gives me flashbacks to giving birth.
So I don't think he's that far off.
So I don't think he's that far off.
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22cute
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You'd have to measure the girth of his shit against the circumference of your son's head to really compare it.
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justmyluck1212
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HaHaaaaa. It is man, it is. Especially since his jewels were torn
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shananigans
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He's probably right. Not to worry though, pretty much all women look like they're taking a massive dump during birth, except in the case of c-sections.
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LilaBear
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I think sometime you should compare the size of a baby's head and a dump.
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Monstrous
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Is the anus supposed to stretch? The vagina is. And who are you to say the comparitive sizes of a dump and a babies head. For all you know it probably was :)
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jennLove122
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ok. so if the anus ISNT supposed to stretch than how do we poop?
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Jewelofagal
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Maybe the pain is similar to about 10 seconds of actual labor. To assert that it's "just like" giving birth to twins (or even a singleton) is assinine.
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cel123456789
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this is funny but how is it an FML?
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cobras40
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durrrr
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ragsy
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Isn't it?
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zenti
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Get a sense of humor. I would have laughed at him.
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youthink_fml
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Why do women always want to compare a man's pain to giving birth? Ever get kicked in the balls? YDI.
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lawnchair
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I'm pretty sure getting punched in the boob hurts as much as getting kicked in the balls.
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DutchWaiterGuy
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you should flip on the discovery channel once in a while :P
i saw a documentary on pain once, basically a kick in the nuts is the most painful thing a human can experience.
that said, giving birth is worse because it lasts longer...
i saw a documentary on pain once, basically a kick in the nuts is the most painful thing a human can experience.
that said, giving birth is worse because it lasts longer...
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KingHumanity
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Ever got kicked in your ovaries?
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ptpete25
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No, getting punched in the boob does not hurt nearly as much. Pain from the balls is necessary because we can become sterile if we're hit hard enough, it painful so that we protect our balls with our life. No one became sterile from getting punched in the boob. It's retarded when women say something like that.
I believe this man OP, in fact, I would say that he went through more trauma than you did and you should respect that.
I believe this man OP, in fact, I would say that he went through more trauma than you did and you should respect that.
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cucuto89
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except what your saying is a lessening of function, if a man gets hit hard enough, its a loss of function.
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Boygenius50
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While it may be true that getting punched in the boob hurts as much(though I doubt that) at what point in you life will anyone actually do that to you? I've read many FMLs about, and experienced many time myself, getting hit in the balls. Never have I heard of a girl getting intentionally hit in the boob.
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rawr_93
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I heard once that the amount of pain receptors that fire while giving birth is equivalent to the number of pain receptors that would fire if you had a limb torn off without anesthesia.
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wh4t3v3R
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That sounds like one painful friggin dump then
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Reyo
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The ability to procreate is more important than the ability to produce milk. It's not like a woman's ability to reproduce is poofed the second she's unable to make milk.
Morons...
Morons...
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janise
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no documentary ever said that. If it was truly the most painful thing anyone could experience men wouldn't be able to recover from it so quickly.
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janise
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@ptpete25 That makes no sense at all. How is getting hit in the testicles more painful just b/c it can cause sterilization. Women are considered sterile if they don't release any eggs but do they experience incredible pain just because they're sterile. NO. Sterilization has nothing to do with how painful something is.
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corme_fml
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Getting kicked in the balls is definatly not the most painful thing ever. Ever had your eardrum fscked up? That's a hundred times worse. And I'm sure there are several other things worse.
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deathmajestic
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my bro hit this girl jessica dayhoe in the boob, intentionally, with a seat belt fastener
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saucyjade
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we DO get intentionally hit in the boobs. it's the female equivalent of a bangcock and it's called tittypunch. it's not nearly as painful as getting kicked in the vag.
regardless, the OP's husband is an idiot and a douche, because women DO shit (contrary to popular belief) so those that pop babies out can definitely compare shitting and childbirth.
regardless, the OP's husband is an idiot and a douche, because women DO shit (contrary to popular belief) so those that pop babies out can definitely compare shitting and childbirth.
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LeverPuller
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Just to put in my two cents, there are more pain receptors on a females clitoris than on a males testicles.
Therefore, a VERY well-aimed clit-kick is more painful than a swift kick to the ball-bearers.
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Not that anyone would have a foot small enough to hit directly into a clitoris, though.
And not that this has any relevance to the FML in question.
Oh well!
Therefore, a VERY well-aimed clit-kick is more painful than a swift kick to the ball-bearers.
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Not that anyone would have a foot small enough to hit directly into a clitoris, though.
And not that this has any relevance to the FML in question.
Oh well!
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cobras40
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113 u dumbasshe mean being hit causes the sterilization and it hurts to be hit...wow get a brain ya idiot
So I don't think he's that far off.