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buy an adult crib, adult diapers, bottles, and a pacifier and make ur husband a baby til he learns his lesson
sounds resonable enough to me. remove sex from the table unless he got it as a rewrd. or anything like that really. make dinner be a reward if you wanna heck if you want getting to not sleep on the couch could be a great reward.
Making sex a "reward" is a wonderful way to make sure he cheats on you.
Maybe he needs his diaper changed too.
Even though he's being absolutely ridiculous with his little tantrums, if you don't want to deal with your daughter's diapers every time she takes a monster shit I guess just thanking him is a good compromise. At least he's not asking for something like a ******* every time he changes her diapers. You still should talk to him about his tantrums and that you married a man not a two year old and that changing shitty diapers is a part of having children.
Immature much?
he throws a temper tantrum you throw a diaper at him. simple
someones a BABY!! i would tell him not to do it at all
And only one of them will grow up.
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Because it's your child?
"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."