Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, instead of being an adult, my husband was more hysterical than my daughter during a hissy fit. It makes me want to divorce him. FML
Today, I'm so sick of being a mom. I have a screaming toddler and a squalling infant, tearing up the house and stinking up every room, and my husband still has the balls to not only be happy, but ask for ANOTHER. I'm about to walk, dump the kids with his smiley ass, and take his rich family's money. FML
Today, I challenged my husband to look after our twins by himself all day, like I normally do. When I got home, both babies had on clean nappies and clothes, dinner was cooked, the house was spotless, and three loads of washing were done. Smug bastard. FML
Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
Today, I'm working while my husband is the stay at home parent. The house is spotless, our baby girl is happy, and he's never been happier. When I stayed at home, I could never keep the house tidy, and she cried constantly. How does he do it? No matter how we do it, I'm always the one who's tired and miserable. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
Today, my husband and my daughter engaged in a fart war. Guess who go to do a pile of shitty laundry, while the other texted his friends about the “hilarious” incident? FML
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Mekeritrig 15
Because it's your child?
iAmScrubs 19
"Honey, I just changed a diaper." "Good for you." "Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."
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Comments (266)
BBBBOOOOYYYU 3
buy an adult crib, adult diapers, bottles, and a pacifier and make ur husband a baby til he learns his lesson
Jazze_fml 10
sounds resonable enough to me. remove sex from the table unless he got it as a rewrd. or anything like that really. make dinner be a reward if you wanna heck if you want getting to not sleep on the couch could be a great reward.
ThanksKarma 0
Making sex a "reward" is a wonderful way to make sure he cheats on you.
BeatlesObsessed 12
Maybe he needs his diaper changed too.
Big_Red_138 3
Even though he's being absolutely ridiculous with his little tantrums, if you don't want to deal with your daughter's diapers every time she takes a monster shit I guess just thanking him is a good compromise. At least he's not asking for something like a ******* every time he changes her diapers. You still should talk to him about his tantrums and that you married a man not a two year old and that changing shitty diapers is a part of having children.
ciigoeswtf 11
Immature much?
minidinosaurgoes 9
say if he doesnt stop he'll neverget a chance to "make babies" again.
lol0wnee 5
he throws a temper tantrum you throw a diaper at him. simple
BrittRoxx101 7
someones a BABY!! i would tell him not to do it at all
klong91 7
And only one of them will grow up.
theonlysweetpea 10
#27 FTW But seriously OP a random thanks is cute