By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada
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Maybe he thought you looked fetching

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STOP FARTING WHILE YOU SLEEP. thats quite gross. and at least he didnt compare u to a dog... oh wait he did! HA burn.
Fail Troll is fail.
7- Maybe you should shut the hell up you illiterate piece of trash.
Sounds like your husband can be a real pussy.
awe, is the dog cute? ;)
Don't forget when he puts peanut butter on his balls you're all over that
As long as the dog isn't a pitbull, you're ok
Almost all dogs fart in their sleep then scare themselves awake.
7- Yes because we're all magical and can force ourselfs to not fart in our sleep. And all caps doesn't do anything positive to your comment. It actually makes us think you're a dumbass.
7- What do you expect her to do? Buy an ass-cap? I don't think that's a good idea because if her fart is strong enough, the cap might bust out and break anything nearby. That gives a whole new meaning to bust a cap in your ass.
35 - Why not BP did it.
thanks everyone for hating on someone through the internet... i hope u feel better about yourselves now (:
39 - We do.
good one 40. looks like i lost this battle lmao!
enonymous, you're right, but if OP's ass was leaking, then the ass-cap might just work. What if OP's farts are stronger than Hurricane Katrina? What do you suggest she uses?
Wonder if OP also does that running thing in her sleep like the dogs do....
52 - I usually turn on any old Billy Mays infomercial in this case... Mighty Putty.
Pitbulls r awesome
Is his dog a female dog? Yanno, a bitch?;)
ew. OP is a girl? girls dont fart.
Divorce Her.
89 - how is she going to divorce a non existent wife? Wait unless she hooks up with a chick like on a cinemax movie then divorces her for an even hotter chick... I like your thinking
50, you lost the battle before you started.
89 - you will fucking squish people to death...cause you is a fat bitch!
Joke....
an accurate one at that lol
Nice shirt...
suck a dick..
57 you like you're the one who sucks dicks around here.
I really hope he likes dogs
Maybe your farts are trying to communicate with you?
Is it a pretty dog?
Best FML ever... HILARIOUS
Do you do tricks with peanut butter too?
Well she might turn tricks but I bet she charges more than a jar of peanut.
Hahaha and what's he like in his sleep?
You ask that like its normal to fart and scare yourself while sleeping
May u know what are the movies you had been?
Dog: won't nag, very cost efficient Wife: makes better sandwiches, sex Hmmmm
What? You can't have sex with dogs too? Oops...
Dogs don't nag? Since when?
dogs don't nag all u gotta do is be a decent owner feed it let it use the bathroom and if it's big run or play fetch with it...I've never had ANY dogs "nag" idk how you treat yours
14 that's just nasty!!!
49- I've found that works with women too.
51 you're only saying that because you're a cat.
Y U No Spell Anonymous Right
because the username anonymous was already taken
.........smh!
I have issues with vowels.
I would go get that checked, if you fart loud enough to scare yourself awake then those must be some explosives farts 0.0
Worse than my brothers i Imagine :{o
Does he wake up too? Because that probably pisses him off.


Maybe he thought you looked fetching
Do you do tricks with peanut butter too?