FML : Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

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Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonomys - / Monday 5 September 2011 19:19 / Canada

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By McMike10 | 1

#3242421 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:52

Maybe he thought you looked fetching

By saintdalman | 4

#3242438 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:53

Do you do tricks with peanut butter too?

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By McMike10 | 1

#3242421 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:52

Maybe he thought you looked fetching

xoconnie | 8

#3242446 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:54

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST STOP FARTING WHILE YOU SLEEP. thats quite gross. and at least he didnt compare u to a dog... oh wait he did! HA burn.

TripOnShoelaces | 0

#3242503 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:00

Fail Troll is fail.

MissBunnyWillEat | 11

#3242522 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:01

7- Maybe you should shut the hell up you illiterate piece of trash.

fakeaccountX | 6

#3242582 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:09

Sounds like your husband can be a real pussy.

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3242622 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:14

awe, is the dog cute? ;)

enonymous | 8

#3242636 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:15

Don't forget when he puts peanut butter on his balls you're all over that

DrIDGAF | 7

#3242641 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:16

As long as the dog isn't a pitbull, you're ok

Keyman1212 | 14

#3242675 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:19

Almost all dogs fart in their sleep then scare themselves awake.

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#3242754 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:27

7- Yes because we're all magical and can force ourselfs to not fart in our sleep. And all caps doesn't do anything positive to your comment. It actually makes us think you're a dumbass.

yamatelle | 19

#3242837 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:40

7- What do you expect her to do? Buy an ass-cap? I don't think that's a good idea because if her fart is strong enough, the cap might bust out and break anything nearby. That gives a whole new meaning to bust a cap in your ass.

enonymous | 8

#3242856 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:45

35 - Why not BP did it.

xoconnie | 8

#3242864 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:47

thanks everyone for hating on someone through the internet... i hope u feel better about yourselves now (:

enonymous | 8

#3242876 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:49

39 - We do.

xoconnie | 8

#3242960 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:05

good one 40. looks like i lost this battle lmao!

yamatelle | 19

#3242997 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:11

enonymous, you're right, but if OP's ass was leaking, then the ass-cap might just work. What if OP's farts are stronger than Hurricane Katrina? What do you suggest she uses?

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3243538 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 01:49

Wonder if OP also does that running thing in her sleep like the dogs do....

enonymous | 8

#3243542 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 01:50

52 - I usually turn on any old Billy Mays infomercial in this case... Mighty Putty.

777buddy777 | 0

#3243689 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 02:29

Pitbulls r awesome

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3244081 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 04:03

Is his dog a female dog? Yanno, a bitch?;)

woahbro2slow | 0

#3244129 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 04:15

ew. OP is a girl? girls dont fart.

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3244964 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 06:39

Divorce Her.

enonymous | 8

#3245885 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 10:37

89 - how is she going to divorce a non existent wife? Wait unless she hooks up with a chick like on a cinemax movie then divorces her for an even hotter chick... I like your thinking

dre_bro11 | 12

#3246654 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 03:03

50, you lost the battle before you started.

GlitteryMasakali | 1

#3250984 - Wednesday 7 September 2011 08:13

89 - you will fucking squish people to death...cause you is a fat bitch!

By lawlwhut | 5

#3242424 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:52

Joke....

cameron194 | 9

#3242955 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:02

an accurate one at that lol

ArcadePie | 10

#3243079 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:17

Nice shirt...

cameron194 | 9

#3243319 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:56

suck a dick..

seanders | 10

#3244426 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 05:02

57 you like you're the one who sucks dicks around here.

By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3242429 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:53

I really hope he likes dogs

GlitteryMasakali | 1

#3245182 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 07:43

Maybe your farts are trying to communicate with you?

By fmlikecrazy | 0

#3242436 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:53

Is it a pretty dog?

Zareen | 0

#3773710 - Friday 23 December 2011 02:11

Best FML ever... HILARIOUS

By saintdalman | 4

#3242438 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:53

Do you do tricks with peanut butter too?

Ryley1 | 0

#3242751 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:26

Well she might turn tricks but I bet she charges more than a jar of peanut.

By caester9 | 0

#3242440 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:53

Hahaha and what's he like in his sleep?

GrammarNazzzzzi | 6

#3243810 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 02:56

You ask that like its normal to fart and scare yourself while sleeping

zojieeu | 6

#3247690 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 08:20

May u know what are the movies you had been?

By demarcusT | 0

#3242448 - Monday 5 September 2011 10:54

Dog: won't nag, very cost efficient Wife: makes better sandwiches, sex Hmmmm

farhil | 14

#3242546 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:05

What? You can't have sex with dogs too? Oops...

sadistmonkey | 19

#3242903 - Monday 5 September 2011 11:52

Dogs don't nag? Since when?

fatraptorjesus13 | 9

#3242958 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 12:04

dogs don't nag all u gotta do is be a decent owner feed it let it use the bathroom and if it's big run or play fetch with it...I've never had ANY dogs "nag" idk how you treat yours